“So Donald #Trump sent out a fundraising pitch that reads, Dear Melania I love you. Even after every single indictment, arrest, and witch hunt, you never left my side”
@GottaLaff In a perfect world, her reply would be, 'Those days are over, asshole. You blew it, Nazi. Go fuck yourself. See you in Divorce Court, scumbag.'
> Even after every single indictment, arrest, and witch hunt
Referencing his arrests*? Gettin' desperate, is he?
*technically, when self surrendering at his various arraignments he is under arrest and in custody of the court staff until the judge should choose to release him.
@GottaLaff wow. They don't live together because the secret service is afraid she'll murder him. Just how narcissistic and oblivious do you have to be to not realize that your wife is the one trying to do the patriotic duty here?
@GottaLaff well obviously she did not take full advantage of the free trial before she signed that ironclad prenup that she can't get out of. She's pretty. Regardless of what Aesop says, that doesn't always mean someone is smart and greed is a hell of a drug.
@GottaLaff I feel a little of the Broadway Evita theme music with an altered lyric: "The truth is you never left me...All through my wild days, my mad existence, you kept your promise, I'll keep my distance."