Super Bowl Prediction: The Chiefs will be down by one with ten seconds to go. Mahomes throws the ball down the field, where a mystery player catches it and scores the game winning touchdown. They remove their helmet. To the crowd's amazement, it is Taylor Swift. She spikes the ball, which explodes into a shower of blue confetti. Joe Biden suddenly appears and announces that Taylor will be his running mate. The Chiefs reveal that every player on the team is trans.
@lowqualityfacts you know who loses the most in your scenario? Kamela Harris, which is a shame. Until you realize Kamela and Taylor haven't been photographed together.
@lowqualityfacts That's certainly what the oddsmakers are saying. Though the report I saw had the 49ers saying they're all trans. I may have read it incorrectly.