Super Bowl Prediction: The Chiefs will be down by one with ten seconds to go. Mahomes throws the ball down the field, where a mystery player catches it and scores the game winning touchdown. They remove their helmet. To the crowd's amazement, it is Taylor Swift. She spikes the ball, which explodes into a shower of blue confetti. Joe Biden suddenly appears and announces that Taylor will be his running mate. The Chiefs reveal that every player on the team is trans.
