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The movies make this pretty obvious.
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RealNameTBA ,
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@lowqualityfacts so then Hedorah, the Smog Monster, is supposed to stand for capitalism?

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Not even once.
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RealNameTBA ,
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@lowqualityfacts Must have been exposed to his own jokes.

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Super Bowl Prediction: The Chiefs will be down by one with ten seconds to go. Mahomes throws the ball down the field, where a mystery player catches it and scores the game winning touchdown. They remove their helmet. To the crowd's amazement, it is Taylor Swift. She spikes the ball, which explodes into a shower of blue confetti. Joe Biden suddenly appears and announces that Taylor will be his running mate. The Chiefs reveal that every player on the team is trans.

RealNameTBA ,
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@lowqualityfacts That's certainly what the oddsmakers are saying. Though the report I saw had the 49ers saying they're all trans. I may have read it incorrectly.

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That's so interesting.
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RealNameTBA ,
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@lowqualityfacts To Nixon's credit, he was speaking to a living prime minister, not Napoleon, to whom our current president recently spoke.

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This blows my mind.
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RealNameTBA ,
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@lowqualityfacts True. He never includes the apostrophe.

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That's it?
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RealNameTBA ,
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@lowqualityfacts And when you consider that most of us don't cry at all, you realize the weight placed on the weepers. And why no one wants to be around them.

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I deeply regret buying this TV stand before it went on sale.

RealNameTBA ,
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@lowqualityfacts The price if shipping went up by $19898.01.

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I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.
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RealNameTBA ,
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@lowqualityfacts Doesn't work.

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I'm curious to hear your thoughts on Robert's take here.

RealNameTBA ,
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@lowqualityfacts He likes to cuss, any time, any subject.

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Tony Hawk: I'd like to turn myself in for murder.

Cop: Are you Tony Hawk?

Tony Hawk: Yes.

Cop: If you're Tony Hawk where's your skateboard?

Tony Hawk, holding up a blood-soaked skateboard: It dug right into his skull. I am a monster

Cop: You look a little old to be Tony Hawk

RealNameTBA ,
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@lowqualityfacts Okay, fine, I'm the ghost of John McAfee.

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Here's some tips for all the newcomers on here:

-Introduce yourself by announcing who your least favorite Smurf is. It is standard.

-If you wish to verify your account, please upload a picture of your face to confirm that you are not Chris Brown. Chris is not allowed on here.

-Socialize by finding one person and commenting "This does not make me want to destroy you." on every single one of their posts.

RealNameTBA ,
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@lowqualityfacts "This certainly does make me want to destroy you" is also sometimes accepted. It is required on Bluesky.

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I'm sure they will turn out fine.
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RealNameTBA ,
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@lowqualityfacts Fact.

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The solution is astonishingly simple.
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RealNameTBA ,
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@lowqualityfacts Though many sell it on ebay instead.

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THAT IS HELPFUL TO KNOW.
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RealNameTBA ,
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@lowqualityfacts In crayon. But not silver crayon, because while they look good in the box they don't color very well. A fact widely known in your better HR departments.

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How fun.
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RealNameTBA ,
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@lowqualityfacts So the Japanese invented the Tamagotchi, which unless given attention will literally die.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tamagotchi

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I'm moving to Sweden.
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RealNameTBA ,
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@lowqualityfacts And 18 more for recovery after the child leaves home, typically at age 32.

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I miss Alex Trebek.
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RealNameTBA ,
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@lowqualityfacts Even shaved the mustache. And, um , . .

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Evolution was not kind to the pomeranian.
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RealNameTBA ,
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@lowqualityfacts Which is why the Russians thought they would be easy to invade. World peace, disrupted by Google Translate.

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We still have 13 years to be afraid of Wednesdays.
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RealNameTBA ,
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@lowqualityfacts The Mayans are pretty much gone. Wednesdays are still here. Who's laughing now?

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I believe her.
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@lowqualityfacts I thought that was Taylor Swift.

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That's all?
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RealNameTBA ,
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@lowqualityfacts And those men are called "quitters."

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Harsh.
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RealNameTBA ,
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@lowqualityfacts He also tried to get Pluto thrown out as a Disney character. (But Pluto was smarter and simply changed his name to Kylo Ren.)

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LeBron makes a good point.

RealNameTBA ,
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@lowqualityfacts I believe that if you investigate you'll find he is confusing ghosts with space aliens. Though to be fair, he might be onto something. One never hears of yokai who like wasabi.

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That must have been one thick wallet.
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RealNameTBA ,
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@lowqualityfacts Only because it was all singles. He used to go out in morning coat, striped pants, and top hat, with a monocle for disguise, and hand dollar bills to the people of Palo Alto, who blew their noses into them. They called him "Mr. Peanut."

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