ElleGray ,
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I believe, in my heart, that if someone offered Donald a four year reality tv show right now, he'd drop out

billyjoebowers ,
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@ElleGray

I don't think the boss would go for that. I think the only reason he's running is the boss told him to.

MaggyWells ,
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ChuckMcManis ,
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@ElleGray I was trying to figure out if we could trick him into believing that he won and lock him away in like a memory care facility with fake TV etc. What I would dislike would be him dying of a drug overdose before he got to spend any time in jail.

jmwolf ,
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@ElleGray He can’t tell the difference between that and this.

chad ,
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@ElleGray it’s not a crime if a former president does it on camera

roadskater ,
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@ElleGray You'd be wrong. He's out for revenge.

danciruli ,
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@ElleGray In 2016 this almost certainly would have worked (especially if you toss in Trump Tower Moscow).

olav ,
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@ElleGray
Or OANN giving him a whole hour to blather every day.

allanb ,
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@ElleGray would it involved gun play?

ElleGray OP ,
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@allanb we'd need to ask Alec Baldwin

allanb ,
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@ElleGray I was *JUST gonna say!

Catawu ,
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@ElleGray Jail. Jail. Jail. Nope.

LinuxAndYarn ,
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@ElleGray David Zaslav, if you're listening....

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