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chad

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Official account of @chad
My avatar is 16 tiles of my cat Chapati’s face. I have another cat named Udon (not pictured).

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@loren I hope you haven’t been flooded with this news already https://www.nhm.ac.uk/discover/news/2024/june/face-ancient-australian-giga-goose-revealed-after-fossil-skull-found.html

chad , to random
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I am humbled and honored to accept the nomination to be the Beige Party’s candidate for President of the United States.

loren , to random
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What’s the fuckin point

chad ,
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@loren I think you’re supposed to make life better for others. You do a good job of it with your posts because I like them

loren , to random
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No your server got upgraded

chad ,
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@loren you’re right! Thanks Kris!

chad , to random
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Hi, is this available?

chad OP ,
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It wasn’t 😔

chad , to random
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Anybody got an ethical, easy, extremely well-paying job they want me to have?

chad , to random
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You can reply “thanks! This helps” to any post and it will be appropriate and appreciated

chad , to random
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It’s @loren ?
https://mastodon.social/@oldbookillustrations/112510673358296786

chad , to random
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I also like lorenbait

chad OP ,
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@loren caught one!

chad OP ,
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@loren throws you back in

chad OP ,
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@loren don’t you fret, dear reader. eel be back.

chad , to random
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If you have déjà vu but you don’t say “whoa, déjà vu” you will have that same déjà vu again until you say “whoa, déjà vu” about it.

chad , to random
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How will this aurora affect the economy? I eagerly await NPR’s Saturday programming.

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I caught it right before the clouds started rolling in. Wow. This year has been big on overwhelming beauty. Crying at frogs. Crying at an aurora in my back yard. Overwhelming and beautiful and well worth sticking around for

chad ,
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@loren you didn’t care for the eclipse?

chad , to random
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:fingerguns: https://botsin.space/@biodiversitypix/112417479193924621

chad OP ,
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@loren I highly recommend perusing the other 129 illustrations in that book

loren , to random
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interview tomorrow. wish me luck or something?

chad ,
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@loren good cluck

chad , to random
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so where are y’all posting your photos of the cool coral you see on your walks and hikes and amblings

chad , to random
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Channeling Professor Oak from Pokemon Snap as I agree with many proud profile picturees.

chad , to random
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Would you say you’ve picked the perfect profile picture or is it just good enough that you aren’t in the market for a new one anymore?

chad OP ,
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@loren yes you and @Alice are exemplars in this space

loren , to random
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that one was a stick

chad ,
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@loren we trusted you

owl , to random
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an underwater button that fish can activate, that metaphorically opens doors for humans.

chad ,
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@owl when God closes a door, the fish open a window

loren , to random
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kiwis really are the perfect little creatures aren't they

chad ,
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@loren ahem.

chad ,
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@loren quite big though

chad , to random
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sunk trout fallacy

loren , to random
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thinking about cicadas

chad ,
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@loren why?

loren , (edited ) to random
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how many pocket gophers could you fit in your pockets right this moment?

chad ,
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@loren comfortably? (for the gophers)

chad ,
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@loren ok well I voted and then asked this but I still haven’t checked how big these critters are

chad ,
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@loren I’ll stick with my original 4

chad ,
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@loren they’ll be snug but they’ll be buds

loren , to random
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Tag yourself, I’m number 9

https://botsin.space/@biodiversitypix/112335377310280503

chad ,
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@loren 6 on the streets but a 1 in the sheets

loren , to random
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i wish i had Special Value to Bumble Bees

chad ,
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@loren oh but you do, my friend

chad , to random
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As the spawning period of troutposting comes to an end, expect the quality of wordplay to head downstream.

chad , to random
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Guinness Extra Trout

loren , to random
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Trout Faire is my favorite holiday

chad ,
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@loren I’m already marking my calendar for 2025. In Microsoft Troutlook

chad ,
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@loren @breakfastgolem troutch, my most of me

loren , to random
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Well I have my trouts!

chad ,
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@loren troutful at best

chad , to random
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I have drinken the hot dog water
that was on
the stove

and which
you were probably
saving
for cocktails

Forgive me
it was so beneficial
to my gut flora

chad , to random
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How to make the perfect dry gin martini:

  1. Bring 3 cups of water to a boil. Add 4 hot dogs, remove from heat, cover, and let stand for 7 minutes.
chad , to random
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Your Guests Will NEVER Guess the Special Ingredients in These Cocktails!! (The ice is made of hot dog water)

chad , to random
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Don’t dump out that hot dog water!! Those juices are just what you need for extra-special omelets, parfaits, or - my favorite - dunking Oreos!

chad OP ,
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@loren yes! absolutely! I like mine piping hot, but you can totally freeze it if you’re into that

loren , to random
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well i made myself laugh hahah

chad ,
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@loren you had a vision and you made it happen and we all respect you for that

rephlex00 , to random
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What if they made drum and bass with a different kind of fish

chad ,
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@loren @rephlex00 these are the tips you get from following master naturalists

chad , to random
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Pic 1: what will my colander project during a partial eclipse?

Pic 2: …what does my colander project under normal sun?

Same spot, same colander, different sun. I couldn’t get anything other than circles

chad OP ,
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@NanoBookReview I didn’t really appreciate what was going on in the semi-interesting photo when I took it. But it was neat to see the eclipse shape come into focus, I suppose when we went from “sunlight shining through holes” to “an image being projected through pinhole”

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