lowqualityfacts ,
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That makes sense.
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glennsills ,
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@lowqualityfacts Yeah, like the siren in Johnstown PA used to warn people about flooding. It gives you time to run away.

Everyone is guilty of something.

leaguescientifique ,
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josh ,
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@lowqualityfacts the tricky part for the Pre-Tribulation Christians is going to be getting to the bell tower before floating away (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rapture).

We’ve discussed making an app to remotely trigger the bells soon as we realize we’re airborne. We’re still weighing the cost and benefit of an app that would only be used once.

smilingheretic ,
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@lowqualityfacts I thought the idea was to not warn anyone?

wilpercy ,
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@lowqualityfacts if bells feel too analog they also text invitations to greet the risen Lord, and they alter the font for each letter.
**refreshments available at the alter for attendees.

AlgoCompSynth ,
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@lowqualityfacts Red Sovine - If Jesus came to your House https://youtu.be/hCDTLJ-SK2U?feature=shared via @youtube

coyoty ,
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@lowqualityfacts I was going to ask if there was Jesus insurance, but remembered the companies don't cover acts of God.

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