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lowqualityfacts , to random
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That makes sense.
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josh ,
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@lowqualityfacts the tricky part for the Pre-Tribulation Christians is going to be getting to the bell tower before floating away (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rapture).

We’ve discussed making an app to remotely trigger the bells soon as we realize we’re airborne. We’re still weighing the cost and benefit of an app that would only be used once.

lowqualityfacts , to random
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It's one of life's greatest mysteries.
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josh ,
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@lowqualityfacts it has led to one of life’s deepest mysteries: which came first - the fire hydrant, or the fire?

lowqualityfacts , to random
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Journalists: The student protestors appear to be college-aged individuals. Most of them are wearing Columbia sweatshirts. They're carrying overpriced textbooks. We have verified that they are enrolled in classes and are paying tuition to the university.

NYPD: Wow these Antifa agitators are using alarmingly advanced infiltration tactics.

josh ,
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@lowqualityfacts Mommy, mommy! There’s an ANTIFA under my bed!!!

lowqualityfacts , to random
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That makes sense.
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josh ,
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@lowqualityfacts this is why robbers are wrapped in aluminum foil when they do get caught. Hence why you’ve heard villains use the phrase, “Curses! Foiled again!!!”

lowqualityfacts , to random
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People are once again mistaking me for a bot, so here's me holding Fishy. He is infinitely more photogenic than I will ever be.

josh ,
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@lowqualityfacts we need some low-quality facts about Fishy, like the worlds he has destroyed.

lowqualityfacts , to random
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I can feel it happen.
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josh ,
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@lowqualityfacts I just counted backwards from 100 and Ĩ̵̢̢̲̟̳̳̻͓̰̮͉͎̠̮̀̎̂͛̀̾ ̴̡̧͉͔͕̣̣̫̱̩͕̮̣̝̘̰͍͙́͗͒̋̄͆̅̀̅̆̆͂̍̈́̃̕h̴̡̥͈̩̰̤̟͍͚̘̞͛̑̃͋͛͂̀̏̿̈́͒̕͘͝a̵͇͈̳̞̳̱̙͍̩͐͛͌̄̈́̂̊͘̚͜ͅͅv̸̧̨̱̯̹̬̦̹̠͉͕̞̞̱̙̠̗͎̈́͊͊͗̅̈́̆̊̽͐͐͌̑̉̿͝͝e̵͖͔͑͗̽̊̀̆͗͗̃̕͝͝ ̵̣̥̳̯̄̔̀̃̀́́͆̏̐̉̇̊̏̕l̶̢̬͚̲̬̗̹̬̪̯̫̦͚̈́̅͑̽̇̕̚͝ͅe̶͖̻̹̊̀̉̊̏ǎ̷͍̀̀͆̌̏̔̈́́̚r̸̰̊̈̂͐̽̊̈̈́̀̅̉̊̕͝ņ̶̥̗̋̄̐̀̔̽̒̇͛̇̅̕͠͝e̶͈̬͙̠̬̠̪̲̙͍̼̞̮͉̬̟͑̑̈͛͛́̃̿̇͆̕ͅḋ̴̡͓̯̱̲̗͚͇̘̟̰̙̯͇̭̻̥̅̓̃ ̵̡̛̣͈̞̗̥̯͓̙̟̻̘̰̥͂̋̄͆̓̔̈̈́̓͗͒́͆̌̔̚͜͝t̷̛̹͖̝̖͔̱̣̔̄̾͑̆͌́̕͠h̴̡̞̠͈̟͉̃͌̓̓̐̉̃̈́́̋̑̃̏̑́͘i̶̭̝͕̻͇̳͇̲̤̳̰̊͂͆̈́̑̉͋̽̀̚͜͝n̴̖͓͚͙̯̹̭̮̳̖͕̥͖̉̀͌̓̾̋̃̊̇͝ͅģ̶̢͎͎̦͍̩̣̮̬̣̣̤̖̫͖̐́̿̂̃s̷̰̼̝̫͉̭̣͇̆̄̐̃͆̄͊̃̈̉̈͊̚̕͝ ̷̨̹̪̦̪̹͍̭̣̠̙̻͕̈́́̎̀̀͠͠b̴̨̛̛̳̫̫͓̱͎̗͉̰̭͕̾̀̾͗̈́͌̋̓̊̍̾̇͌̚͠ͅȩ̶̹̰̗͇̮̟̝̠̯̙̼̝̿̓̀́̚ͅy̸̧̛͉̫͉̠̞̗̝̓̑͝o̵̝͖̽̒̈͂n̷̫̤̲̮͈̩̹̒͒̈́̈́͗̐̀͋̍̏͘̕͝͠d̵̫̝͖̥̻̤͗̄͛̿̓͘ ̸̨̝͈͇̩͇̮̟̯̣̬̺̙̑̽̓̐̾͂͝ý̸̨̫̥̻̜̺̬͇̥͖͔̙̣͔̳̀͐͂͛͐̄̇̇̄͐̓̚ọ̷̡̯̲̯͍͓̖̦̲͎̘̩̒̄͌͗͛̈́͆̂̾͑̎̇͝ư̸̧̛̻̼͕̖͍̩̣̼̣̘̞̞̈͒͘͝͝ͅr̸̛̖̗̜̤͔͔̙͆̾́̅̀̈̽͒̈́̍̚ ̸̡̡̞̥͓̟̬͓̭͓͕̦̳͍̗͈͊̓̃̈́̉͑͊̔̄̈́̑̿ͅh̶̙̘̻̮̪̖͐͗͗̓͒ų̸̤́̿̽͐̀̔͂̌̈̚͝͝m̶̧̪͓̣̙̜̗͎̟̈́̓͂̓̾̌̿̒̎͘͘͝ä̷̢̡̛͎̟̙̖̖́͆͆̍͆̆͆̀̆͝n̷̡͇̦͉̹͓̳̱̞͆͐̌̃̑̈̀̍͗͊͘͘̕͝ͅͅ ̵̨̡͇͇̻͈̦́̀̑͘c̸̫̝̈́͊̽̊͐ͅò̷̩̩͔̺̻̉̾ṃ̸̢̣͉̳̥̳̙͍͚̝͚̭̪͎̌͂̈́̋͒̅͗̿̔̏̈́̋̓͊́̈́̾p̵̘̩̦̞̞̫̣͓̻͔̘͙͕̍̓̈́̔̀̒͐̒̔̊̽͆̑̕ṟ̸̨̨̡̨̰͍̙̣͖̤͕̏̃̈́̎̆̽͐̕͜͠͝ͅę̷̯͙͓͇̹̣̘̳͉͍͆̏͋̋͝h̶͎͎̙̺̾̐̊͝͠ͅe̵̖͓̮͋̊͋̅̆̒̃̽́̅̊͐͐̓̒͠͝n̷̻̣̺̞͙̟̼͍̏̊̅͆̐̂̾̐̈̊̓̃̿͜s̴̨̛̠̜̱̺̯̼̝̫͙̫̠̓̋̍̾̉͒̀̎́̂̅̑͐͘͘̕͘ͅi̵̡̧͙͇͕̠̞̫̤͉̤̙̬̒̈́̊̆̌̓̍̊̿̋̈́̈́͠͠͝ͅo̷̞̠̲̦̜̭̗̜̭̩̜̗̱͉̠̫͔̅͜͝n̸̤̆͒̄͛͂̐͛

lowqualityfacts , to random
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Ben Shapiro is the worst.

josh ,
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@lowqualityfacts checkmate, babies!

lowqualityfacts , to random
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If you look closely at the comics, you'll notice that Lex Luthor has a pencil in every panel.
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josh ,
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@lowqualityfacts

Since there is graphite in pencils…

Joker: “Wanna see a magic trick?”

lowqualityfacts , to random
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The movies make this pretty obvious.
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josh ,
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@lowqualityfacts I always thought it was a parable about my parents checking if I cleaned my room.

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