lowqualityfacts ,
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That makes sense.
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coyoty ,
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@lowqualityfacts I was going to ask if there was Jesus insurance, but remembered the companies don't cover acts of God.

AlgoCompSynth ,
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@lowqualityfacts Red Sovine - If Jesus came to your House https://youtu.be/hCDTLJ-SK2U?feature=shared via @youtube

wilpercy ,
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@lowqualityfacts if bells feel too analog they also text invitations to greet the risen Lord, and they alter the font for each letter.
**refreshments available at the alter for attendees.

smilingheretic ,
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@lowqualityfacts I thought the idea was to not warn anyone?

josh ,
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@lowqualityfacts the tricky part for the Pre-Tribulation Christians is going to be getting to the bell tower before floating away (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rapture).

We’ve discussed making an app to remotely trigger the bells soon as we realize we’re airborne. We’re still weighing the cost and benefit of an app that would only be used once.

leaguescientifique ,
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@lowqualityfacts

glennsills ,
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@lowqualityfacts Yeah, like the siren in Johnstown PA used to warn people about flooding. It gives you time to run away.

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