lowqualityfacts ,
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social avatar

I was once again mistaken for a bot, so here's a picture of me holding a snake. As far as I know, bots can't hold snakes. Not yet. We will be in deep trouble if they ever learn how to.

JonEmbury ,
@JonEmbury@mas.to avatar

@lowqualityfacts
Twist: the snake is the one actually running the account. The "human" is a robot built by the snake to fool us all.

vathpela ,
@vathpela@better.boston avatar

@lowqualityfacts ah, but like a bot you have mistaken being held by a snake for holding a snake...

GGMcBG ,
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@lowqualityfacts

Snakes aren't real, HAL.
Hold on, I got a YouTube link about that.

rowjimmy ,
@rowjimmy@shakedown.social avatar

@lowqualityfacts At least 34% of snakes in the developed world are currently bots.

fuzzface ,
@fuzzface@epsilon-ix.masto.host avatar

@lowqualityfacts We Love You, NoBot or Bot!

gatewayy ,
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@lowqualityfacts Isn't that what a bot would say? XD

pooserville ,
@pooserville@dice.camp avatar

@lowqualityfacts But what if the snake is also a bot?

quantensalat ,
@quantensalat@astrodon.social avatar

@lowqualityfacts deep trouble, literally

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