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quantensalat

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Teacher (Maths, Physics, Energy and Experimental Lab courses), Lecturer, Author, lapsed high energy theorist
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... Ham Radio & electronics, Physics, Music, Math, Energy, ecomodernist tendencies
J.S. Bach & Metal stan account, vegetarian Pfälzer,
Call DK3HD, find me on 20&40m and our local repeaters ...
somewhere near Heidelberg, Germany
www.FACW.org DARC A20
www.ukw-tagung.org

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lowqualityfacts , to random
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I was once again mistaken for a bot, so here's a picture of me holding a snake. As far as I know, bots can't hold snakes. Not yet. We will be in deep trouble if they ever learn how to.

quantensalat ,
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@lowqualityfacts deep trouble, literally

lowqualityfacts , to random
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It's important to get your potassium.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

quantensalat ,
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@lowqualityfacts it's electrolytes

lowqualityfacts , to random
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I love learning about history.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

quantensalat ,
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@lowqualityfacts I'm about 95% sure this actually happened

lowqualityfacts , to random
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Genius but evil.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

quantensalat ,
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@lowqualityfacts This might just as well be true

lowqualityfacts , to random
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"You can't stop progress. If I don't invent this, someone else will. Technological advancements are inevitable."

-Me taping 10 potatoes together.

quantensalat ,
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@lowqualityfacts
your potatologists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should

lowqualityfacts , to random
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That is good to know.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

quantensalat ,
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@lowqualityfacts correlation and corrosion...

lowqualityfacts , to random
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I think the m is silent.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

quantensalat ,
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@lowqualityfacts Then we need an ersatz Haderach

lowqualityfacts , to random
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That's good to know.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

quantensalat ,
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@lowqualityfacts So does CERN

lowqualityfacts , to random
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Ben Shapiro is the worst.

quantensalat ,
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@lowqualityfacts It is literally impossible to tell if this is satire

lowqualityfacts , to random
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Can we please have a feud with musicians from different genres? I want to see Kendrick Lamar verbally dismantle a country singer on a molecular level, and then have them come back with a diss track that's like "Kendrick don't wear jeans, never rode a tractor, that man isn't drinking beer from the can".

quantensalat ,
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@lowqualityfacts Philip Glass: All right, so I wrote this string quartet in order to really pwn James Hetfield

lowqualityfacts , to random
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Wow, that's so interesting.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

quantensalat ,
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@lowqualityfacts this is ridiculous, your quality is really going down

lowqualityfacts , to random
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Whenever you feel guilty about eating a lot of food just remember that the blue whale can eat 40 million krill in a day but everyone still loves them.

quantensalat ,
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@lowqualityfacts Then why does everyone still listen to Bob Marley and the Whalers? Hypocrites!

lowqualityfacts , (edited ) to random
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The Kendrick Lamar and Drake feud explained: People who don't listen to rap are amazed to learn that Kendrick Lamar, one of the most critically acclaimed lyricists in music history, is able to write better diss tracks than Drake, the human embodiment of a JCPenney commercial.

quantensalat ,
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@lowqualityfacts I've been Team Kendrick for years, and I have no clue about Hip Hop

lowqualityfacts , to random
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We made a comic about the moon.

quantensalat ,
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@lowqualityfacts I don't want to be that guy, but the moon is up during the day half the time

RikerGoogling Bot , to random
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are federation offices closed on star wars day

quantensalat ,
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@RikerGoogling Rebel bases are crewed by Federation staff on Star Wars day and they get the day off to celebrate.

lowqualityfacts , to random
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We made a comic about a duck pond.

quantensalat ,
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@lowqualityfacts A facewing

lowqualityfacts , to random
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Uncharacteristically high quality post:
Happy 10 years to this gorgeous girl. Thank you for spending the best decade of my life with me.

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quantensalat ,
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@lowqualityfacts Pics or it didn't... oh wait

quantensalat ,
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@lowqualityfacts Low quality facts, high quality relationship

lowqualityfacts , to random
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Well, the secret's out. As many of you suspected, I am indeed Banksy. Need proof? Here, I'll give you the inside scoop of how I came up with my name. It's a combination of bank (my favorite place to withdraw money from) and syrup (because I like to pour maple syrup on pancakes lol).

quantensalat ,
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@lowqualityfacts I'm disappointed. I didn't figure you such a faux avantgarde hack

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quantensalat ,
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@jeffowski On two and four, let's go

lowqualityfacts , to random
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I gave up over 5 million followers on Twitter to be on Mastodon full time. Yes, as I'm sure many of you have guessed by now, I am John Oliver.

quantensalat ,
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@lowqualityfacts

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futurebird , to random
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Every now and then I hear conversations from outside of here about "the state of social media" and let me tell you: People are suffering. People are miserable. Many people feel addicted to social media but unable to have positive and valuable interactions in the space. Mostly, in the profit-driven social media space negative emotional reactions glue eyeballs as well as positive, so a heap of the experiences is just ... unpleasant.

Meanwhile around here things are different.
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quantensalat ,
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@futurebird Haha I really don't miss TwiX

lowqualityfacts , to random
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According to a still in effect 1784 law, it is illegal to eat pretzels in Pennsylvania unless you have a parrot on your shoulder. You are also legally required to share if the bird demands it.

quantensalat ,
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@lowqualityfacts Well Duh

parismarx , to random
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i can’t wait for the ai bubble to burst

quantensalat ,
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@parismarx And unimaginably good things will collapse into a singularity of greatness

lowqualityfacts , to random
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That's so exciting.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

quantensalat ,
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@lowqualityfacts I think the stuff about Jesus liking guns is in the second amendment of the Bible.

lowqualityfacts , to random
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We made a comic about a carjacking.

quantensalat ,
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@lowqualityfacts plausible

CultureDesk , to bookstodon group
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"Gen Z is bringing back reading," says The Week, which leads us to wonder what the heck it is we've been doing all these years. But, the publication explains, it's not just reading — it's real books, made of paper. Per research published in @TheConversationUS: "Gen Zers and millennials prefer books in print over e-books and audiobooks" which has manifested in an "unlikely love affair with their local libraries." Here's a breakdown of what might be happening. We want to know: How do you like to read these days?

https://flip.it/zJEJAK

#Books #Reading @bookstodon #GenZ #Libraries

quantensalat ,
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@CultureDesk @TheConversationUS @bookstodon Print and Ebook equally depending on material and situation. Some technical texts I prefer as print, and some things that are more meaningful to me as well.

lowqualityfacts , to random
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Wow.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

quantensalat ,
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@lowqualityfacts Careful with the realism, you're getting a bit too high quality here

lowqualityfacts , to random
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Shakespeare was a genius.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

quantensalat ,
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@lowqualityfacts He invented all english words. Before Shakespeare, the English only communicated with grunting sounds.

lowqualityfacts , to random
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Bad: Asking small content creators why they deserve a dollar a month.

Good: Supporting small content creators with a dollar a month.

Great: Perfecting the ancient art of origami, and presenting your favorite small content creators with dollar bills folded into beautiful cranes and whimsical frogs.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

quantensalat ,
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@lowqualityfacts If you give them less, they may be creators, but sure aren't content.

lowqualityfacts , to random
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I deeply regret buying this TV stand before it went on sale.

quantensalat ,
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@lowqualityfacts You still bought that pride of ownership others can only dream of

NIH_LLAMAS , to random
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@ct_bergstrom @pluralistic lolz

"Amazon Is Selling Products With AI-Generated Names Like 'I Cannot Fulfill This Request It Goes Against OpenAI Use Policy' "
https://futurism.com/amazon-products-ai-generated

Actual real:
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CMFDNP7D/
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CMPGFP5H/
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CM82FJL2/

quantensalat ,
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@NIH_LLAMAS @ct_bergstrom @pluralistic Hey baby how about tonight we could I'm sorry I cannot fulfil this request it goes against OpenAI use policy

lowqualityfacts , to random
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Please support me on Patreon so I can continue to write the Low Quality Facts that you all know and love.
And if you're unfamiliar with my work, just look at a few glowing reviews from some of my biggest fans:
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

Comment: Idiotic post!
Comment: That's 100% unadulterated bullshit.
Comment: See, this is exactly how willful ignorance is spread, with misinformation like this.

quantensalat ,
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@lowqualityfacts I don't understand the scare quotes. Does he insinuate you're not really trying?

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