futurebird ,
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"Howdy folks. 'Tis the season to watch yer aphid herd right close. Beware of them dastardly aphid rustlers lurking 'mongst the leaves. They go by the name of lacewings, but ain't nothin' delicate 'bout 'em. They'll try to fool ya by masqueradin' as harmless lichen. Wicked! spits"

-Ant leaning on a tiny barbwire fence tipping her 10mL hat at you

ratfactor ,
@ratfactor@mastodon.art avatar

@futurebird "And if that weren't bad enough, some of them consarned larvae will play two-bit necromancer and cover themselves in the recently deceased. Heck I spotted one today cloaked in the dead and hanging upside down, flauntin' every natural law there is!"

futurebird OP ,
@futurebird@sauropods.win avatar

@ratfactor

"Wot in tarnation!"

linebyline ,
@linebyline@bytetower.social avatar

@futurebird Okay but "10mL hat" is pure gold.

rf ,
@rf@mas.to avatar

@futurebird OMG lichen subscribe 😂🤦‍♂️

MichaelPorter ,
@MichaelPorter@ottawa.place avatar

@futurebird 10 mL hat 😄😂👍🏻👍🏻
Still pretty big for the little fellers!

violetmadder ,
@violetmadder@kolektiva.social avatar

@futurebird

That face looks like an ant lion!

futurebird OP ,
@futurebird@sauropods.win avatar

@violetmadder

They are related! Ants don't have much love for any of the whole family!

Cyrus ,
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@futurebird 10 mL hat!!! 🤣

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