some_guy , 2 months ago in Pasta All right, you got me. First out-loud "ha" of the day. Thanks!
All right, you got me. First out-loud "ha" of the day. Thanks!
The_Che_Banana , 2 months ago in turtles Tomato, tomato
Tomato, tomato
doublejay1999 , 2 months ago in turtles I am in this cartoon somewhere.
I am in this cartoon somewhere.
lemmyreader , 2 months ago in Dead? 😄
😄
kryptonianCodeMonkey , 2 months ago in Oh the wonders of technology Wanna watch a vhs recording of your birth? There's an app for that...?
Wanna watch a vhs recording of your birth? There's an app for that...?
gimpchrist , 2 months ago in Dune So thanks to this week I will never forget the word shai-hulussy.
So thanks to this week I will never forget the word shai-hulussy.
Anticorp , 3 months ago in It’s liquids all the way down Splash of vermouth. Swish it around in the glass and toss it out. Fill it with chilled gin or vodka. That's a dry martini.
Splash of vermouth. Swish it around in the glass and toss it out. Fill it with chilled gin or vodka. That's a dry martini.
BossDj , 3 months ago in It’s liquids all the way down Dirty on rocks? Sounds gross but ok
Dirty on rocks? Sounds gross but ok
Anticorp , 3 months ago Dirty Martinis are the best martinis. Martinis in general are just a fancy way of saying "give me straight hard alcohol so I can get drunk".
Dirty Martinis are the best martinis. Martinis in general are just a fancy way of saying "give me straight hard alcohol so I can get drunk".
Madison420 , 3 months ago in It’s liquids all the way down The home is you serve them an empty glass.
The home is you serve them an empty glass.
chicken , 3 months ago in potatoes are fruit I know you're not supposed to refrigerate potatoes, but they also go bad pretty fast in warm humid conditions
I know you're not supposed to refrigerate potatoes, but they also go bad pretty fast in warm humid conditions
SatansMaggotyCumFart , 3 months ago in He's not wrong My parents used to beat me if I was in possession of energy drinks.
My parents used to beat me if I was in possession of energy drinks.
cmbabul , 4 months ago in Dune Is there a /c/dontputyourdickinthat yet
Is there a /c/dontputyourdickinthat yet
deafboy , 4 months ago in if you find yourself lost in the woods, fuck it, build a house... You punch the trees to get the wood. You get the wood to build a cabin!
You punch the trees to get the wood. You get the wood to build a cabin!
exocrinous , 4 months ago in How the mighty have fallen The laws of taxonomy that say birds are dinosaurs are more universal, they were chosen, and are indeed politically divisive.
The laws of taxonomy that say birds are dinosaurs are more universal, they were chosen, and are indeed politically divisive.
exocrinous , 4 months ago in I need to buy better band-aids The cost of medical supplies is political
The cost of medical supplies is political
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