someguy3 , 3 months ago Less than 10 is technically true.
Less than 10 is technically true.
neptune , 3 months ago My neighbor Jeff is working on procuring his tenth, so I guess maybe you know a different Jeff?
My neighbor Jeff is working on procuring his tenth, so I guess maybe you know a different Jeff?
dalekcaan , 3 months ago I should mail the CIA every once in a while, let them know I have fewer than ten ICBMs. Keep them on their toes.
I should mail the CIA every once in a while, let them know I have fewer than ten ICBMs. Keep them on their toes.
Death_Equity , 3 months ago They already know your location.
They already know your location.
Subverb , 3 months ago "Fewer than ten" is even more technically correct.
"Fewer than ten" is even more technically correct.
Old_Jimmy_Twodicks , 3 months ago Everybody's out here asking who is Jeff, what is Jeff, but nobody's asking how is Jeff.
Everybody's out here asking who is Jeff, what is Jeff, but nobody's asking how is Jeff.
ilinamorato , 3 months ago Actually I really want to know. He has up to 9 nuclear weapons, and if he's having a bad day I really really really want to know.
Actually I really want to know. He has up to 9 nuclear weapons, and if he's having a bad day I really really really want to know.
SeabassDan , 3 months ago I'll do you one better, why is Jeff?
I'll do you one better, why is Jeff?
Mastengwe , 3 months ago Or when is Jeff.
Or when is Jeff.
And009 , 3 months ago We don't even know where is Jeff.
We don't even know where is Jeff.
CluckN , 3 months ago I could see Bezos with a few nukes just in case.
I could see Bezos with a few nukes just in case.
deegeese , 3 months ago In case we try to take away his tax dodges.
In case we try to take away his tax dodges.
Oiconomia , 3 months ago Comes with "prime sameday delivery" of certain nuclear annihilation
Comes with "prime sameday delivery" of certain nuclear annihilation
HackerJoe , 3 months ago Jeff stands for ‘Joint Evaluated Fission and Fusion File’ https://joshdance.medium.com/who-is-jeff-and-why-does-he-have-nuclear-weapons-f823de764c5e
Jeff stands for ‘Joint Evaluated Fission and Fusion File’
https://joshdance.medium.com/who-is-jeff-and-why-does-he-have-nuclear-weapons-f823de764c5e
nuke Mod , 3 months ago Too credible Typical Joe move trying to downplay Jeff's offensive capabilities.
Too credible
Typical Joe move trying to downplay Jeff's offensive capabilities.
starman2112 , 3 months ago I too own <10 nuclear weapons
I too own <10 nuclear weapons
Turd_Ferg , 3 months ago https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/19e90a46-f1d2-4953-ae24-d4df8e0e47a7.jpeg
https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/19e90a46-f1d2-4953-ae24-d4df8e0e47a7.jpeg
MystikIncarnate , 3 months ago I'm not Jeff, but I can confidently say I have less than 10 nuclear weapons. Zero is less than 10.
I'm not Jeff, but I can confidently say I have less than 10 nuclear weapons. Zero is less than 10.
Mikufan , 3 months ago Jeff is the founder of Jeff nuclear technology and they build nukes, he keeps them as novelty and emotional support.
Jeff is the founder of Jeff nuclear technology and they build nukes, he keeps them as novelty and emotional support.
mumblerfish , 3 months ago Jeff just has a really good claim that he has lost a nuke. Share a beer with Jeff and he'll tell you the story. Even managed to convince CNN to put him down for -1<10.
Jeff just has a really good claim that he has lost a nuke. Share a beer with Jeff and he'll tell you the story. Even managed to convince CNN to put him down for -1<10.
SpermHowitzer , 3 months ago What is Jeff?
What is Jeff?
Turd_Ferg , 3 months ago What is San Fransisco? dam...
What is San Fransisco? dam...
verity_kindle Mod , 3 months ago I had a boss named Jeff once. He was strongly requested to resign by a committee of sociopathic nutcakes. This could very well be that Jeff.
I had a boss named Jeff once. He was strongly requested to resign by a committee of sociopathic nutcakes. This could very well be that Jeff.
nuke Mod , 3 months ago (edited 3 months ago) I think they're on to us Jeff
I think they're on to us Jeff
swab148 , 3 months ago He's only got one ❤️
He's only got one ❤️
ChicoSuave , 3 months ago Jeff might be friends with David Hahn.
Jeff might be friends with David Hahn.
CptEnder , 3 months ago Damn that dude's life took a turn
Damn that dude's life took a turn
VeganCheesecake , 3 months ago That article gets really depressing really fast.
That article gets really depressing really fast.
threelonmusketeers , 3 months ago This related article (though Fusion, not Fission) is much less depressing: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taylor_Wilson
This related article (though Fusion, not Fission) is much less depressing: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taylor_Wilson
Kolanaki , 3 months ago 🙋♂️ Does it count if my nukes are just in MGS5?
🙋♂️
Does it count if my nukes are just in MGS5?