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Please, hold on to this reality as long as you can.

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Based on the shadow, I'm assuming the plane that took these photos is approximately 3 miles long.

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Everybody's out here asking who is Jeff, what is Jeff, but nobody's asking how is Jeff.

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Cats were worshipped in Ancient Egypt because the Egyptians thought they were funny. Gigantic cat head monuments were built underground in their honor.

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I like to put this song on loop while I'm cooking breakfast, lunch, or meth.

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My favorite part of this entire article is the author referring to Trump as a "former game show host."

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"Republican lawmaker SLAMS mainstream media"

"New York congressman CLAPS BACK at haters on TikTok"

"Senator Lindsey Graham BUTTFUCKED by Matt Gaetz (GONE SEXUAL)"

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My brain scrambled "war cash" into "car wash" and I was ready to grab my pitchfork over legislators getting free car washes.

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Excuse you, that's Cardinal Richelieu. He absolutely did exist.

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I'm gonna laugh my kidneys off if E. Jean Carroll winds up being his undoing.

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EDIT: A lot of you are reading into the tweet while still somehow agreeing with the overall message. No one is saying we should eliminate music programs or that we should teach toddlers about healthcare plans. The tweet is making this thing called a --checks notes-- joke, that also conveys the message that schools could teach...

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It's a super basic song that people tend to learn early in music. It's three notes and a very simple pattern.

HOT

CROSS

BUNS

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ONE-A-PENNY
TWO-A-PENNY

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