HackerJoe ,

Jeff stands for ‘Joint Evaluated Fission and Fusion File’

https://joshdance.medium.com/who-is-jeff-and-why-does-he-have-nuclear-weapons-f823de764c5e

nuke Mod ,
@nuke@sh.itjust.works avatar

Too credible

Typical Joe move trying to downplay Jeff's offensive capabilities.

verity_kindle Mod ,
@verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works avatar

I had a boss named Jeff once. He was strongly requested to resign by a committee of sociopathic nutcakes. This could very well be that Jeff.

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

🙋‍♂️

Does it count if my nukes are just in MGS5?

starman2112 ,
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

I too own <10 nuclear weapons

Turd_Ferg ,
@Turd_Ferg@sh.itjust.works avatar

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/19e90a46-f1d2-4953-ae24-d4df8e0e47a7.jpeg

MystikIncarnate ,

I'm not Jeff, but I can confidently say I have less than 10 nuclear weapons. Zero is less than 10.

mumblerfish ,

Jeff just has a really good claim that he has lost a nuke. Share a beer with Jeff and he'll tell you the story. Even managed to convince CNN to put him down for -1<10.

nuke Mod , (edited )
@nuke@sh.itjust.works avatar

I think they're on to us Jeff

swab148 ,
@swab148@startrek.website avatar

He's only got one ❤️

Old_Jimmy_Twodicks ,
@Old_Jimmy_Twodicks@sh.itjust.works avatar

Everybody's out here asking who is Jeff, what is Jeff, but nobody's asking how is Jeff.

ilinamorato ,

Actually I really want to know. He has up to 9 nuclear weapons, and if he's having a bad day I really really really want to know.

SeabassDan ,

I'll do you one better, why is Jeff?

Mastengwe ,

Or when is Jeff.

And009 ,

We don't even know where is Jeff.

Mikufan ,
@Mikufan@ani.social avatar

Jeff is the founder of Jeff nuclear technology and they build nukes, he keeps them as novelty and emotional support.

ChicoSuave ,

Jeff might be friends with David Hahn.

CptEnder ,

Damn that dude's life took a turn

VeganCheesecake ,
@VeganCheesecake@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

That article gets really depressing really fast.

threelonmusketeers ,

This related article (though Fusion, not Fission) is much less depressing: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taylor_Wilson

CluckN ,

I could see Bezos with a few nukes just in case.

deegeese ,
@deegeese@sopuli.xyz avatar

In case we try to take away his tax dodges.

Oiconomia ,

Comes with "prime sameday delivery" of certain nuclear annihilation

someguy3 ,

Less than 10 is technically true.

neptune ,

My neighbor Jeff is working on procuring his tenth, so I guess maybe you know a different Jeff?

dalekcaan ,

I should mail the CIA every once in a while, let them know I have fewer than ten ICBMs. Keep them on their toes.

Death_Equity ,

They already know your location.

Subverb ,

"Fewer than ten" is even more technically correct.

SpermHowitzer ,

What is Jeff?

Turd_Ferg ,
@Turd_Ferg@sh.itjust.works avatar

What is San Fransisco? dam...

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