unreachable ,
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TSG_Asmodeus ,
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I can see I'm going blind.

Kecessa , (edited )

"My name is Kora, spelled K-O-R-N"

rustydrd ,
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The n is silent, and the a is loud.

lnxtx ,
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KoЯn

Badeendje ,
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They should put that little freak on a leash.

Cowabunghole ,

Any fans of The Neighborhood Listen? I think this might be one of Doug's estranged kids

NoSpiritAnimal ,
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The twins, Matt and All Day I Dream About Sex

cybersandwich ,

Baby korn

NoSpiritAnimal ,
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Freak on a baby leash

Son_of_dad ,

Order Korn

betahack ,

is the last name Flakes??

Sizzler ,

Nah, Circle??

Mr_Wobble ,
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Nope. Hole.

Sludgeyy ,

K. Hole

Digestive_Biscuit ,
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The hospital provide birth certificates on your country? Here it is the registry office and they do it with the parents present.

blackn1ght ,

I was thinking the same thing. I'm pretty sure you need to sign the documentation after double checking what the registrar has put down. We have up to 6 weeks too to register the birth if you haven't had chance to decide on a name yet.

OutsizedWalrus ,

They serve an agent. Essentially, validating that the birth did happen.

Kind of important for citizenship.

That being said, parents are supposed to review before the send it off.

Mr_Wobble ,
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The child's first words were, "Oh rah dah en dahp ooh rah daht endaht en dik ah poo ra ta teek a poo rah doo rah do dik oh mumblio dah dah dosa pa errah sa dey definitely ha to think about pa errah so ma et it heh uh uh rah nada no ob rah da sa oh rak ah you ma heh to bro rah de de eh ah is ah ra ray nah hear aned darayeah woo who rah eh pay pa do rah not to errraah!"

Sculptor9157 ,

"Twist. Twist."

havokdj ,
LeafOnTheWind ,

Well there is a perfect nursery song for your kid

cows_are_underrated ,

Why not Khorn?

Noodle07 ,

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD BABY

ZMoney ,

I finally have a place for this reference! Artist Korn served as a judge on Iron Chef several times in the 1990s.

https://ironchefdb.com/judges/korn

finkrat ,

It's Korn

A big lump with knobs

It has the juice (It has the juice)

I can't imagine a more beautiful thing (Woo)

crypticthree ,
jacktherippah ,

What a tragedeigh...

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