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NielsBohron , in Succulents
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This is the crossover we desperately need.

Gerudo , in Succulents

Swear to God I can just think about watering, and they flip me off and die.

fossilesque OP Mod ,
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This is why I do tropicals.

OutOfMemory , in Succulents

128 upvotes and no comments. I think you hit the nail on the head here!

Annoyed_Crabby , in Pineapple update. She is getting taller!

Aww yes, she growin! (ง •_•)ง

recursive_recursion , in Pineapple update. She is getting taller!
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I was here😆

man I can't believe that you're actually able to grow a real pineapple in your house, that's pretty awesome

IMALlama ,

OP said in an earlier post that they've had the plant for years and that it started life as the top of a grocery store pineapple. I'm somewhat tempted to give it a go just for giggles.

MegadethRulz OP , in Pineapple update. She is getting taller!
Luccajan , in After 5 long years my pineapple plant is finally starting to flower!

Mine is 2 years old now, can't wait for it to flower

Mickey , in Mutant violet?

This plant is just severely etiolated as it’s desperately searching for more light, not mutated! You will need to give it better lighting conditions if you want the new growth to be more compact.

Adramis , in Mutant violet?

Whatever it is, it doesn't look like it's getting enough light. I'd guess that's why it's growing so leggy.

Canadian_anarchist ,
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That's just how cyclamen grow- they're floppy plants. They like indirect light, so the lighting set up seems fine.

akwd169 , in Mutant violet?

Does not appear to be a violet.

Plant.net identifies it as:

Cyclamen persicum Mill.

Common name:

Florist's cyclamen

TropicalDingdong ,

Mmm..

It looks like an African violet of some kind to me.

African violets are also notorious for random mutation.

KillerTofu OP ,

By golly, I think you are right! Looking at some photos the leaves do look similar.

But now, is it not getting enough light? Is that why the leaves are so long and twisted? I’ve never had one before and the photos all show a more compact looking plant.

Canadian_anarchist ,
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Definitely a cyclamen

Tyoda , in My friend complimented how well I'm taking care of my plants and I feel compelled to confess my methods

I'm running a hands-off scientific experiment where I have a large spread of plants from cactus through pineapple to orchids, ginkgo and more, and I often don't water them for a week or even two!

Sometimes I see the Pothos looking sad and I give in...

awwwyissss ,

I learned that it's best to only water most plants occasionally, but to drench them when you do water. If they have a base, water until you see it coming out in the base.

radix , in My friend complimented how well I'm taking care of my plants and I feel compelled to confess my methods
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Congrats! I wonder if petting the leaves demonstrates some love that makes them thrive more. Legends say talking nicely to them makes them grow better (read that somewhere in a Madeline L'Engle novel, I think).

spinne ,
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There's at least some truth to it: a little disturbance (like wind or someone talking to them and riffling the leaves) helps plants grow stronger stems. I don't know if there's any data that differentiates between the effects of a fan or someone telling their plant that they're loved and appreciated, but who cares? Your plants do better when you talk to them instead of leaving them standing still. 👍🏼

jaschen , in After 5 long years my pineapple plant is finally starting to flower!

Oh sweet. I did the same thing and it's been 3 years. I would love to see pineapples too.

Annoyed_Crabby , in After 5 long years my pineapple plant is finally starting to flower!

Nice! I planted 4 pineapple in my garden and i heard from farmer it'll be a looong wait before it start to flower, since i plant it using the head of the pineapple. It's gonna be some time i get to eat the fruit 😅

MegadethRulz OP ,

From what I’ve read, it’s like 2 years to grow and then it’s another 6 or more months to actually grow a full fruit. Thing is, it’ll lay dormant when it gets cooler conditions and takes a while of proper warm conditions to finally flower. Or something along those lines.

Annoyed_Crabby ,

Ya that's what i've heard too, but 2 years is the minimum according to the farmer, and we lived in tropical country. Sometime natural phenomenon like el nino or la nina can knock the grow time off. Idk i'll just plant it and forget

MegadethRulz OP ,

You can try to force it to flower with an apple too. The apple releases some compound when it decays that stimulates flowering apparently. Sorry I’m too lazy to look up the specifics.

Annoyed_Crabby ,

Naw it's okay, i just plant it last month so it would be at least 2 years before it's necessary

HeartyBeast ,

Probably ethene

MegadethRulz OP ,

Relevant article about pineapple growing.

The paragraph about flowering indeed mentions the ethylene gas.

bamboo , in After 5 long years my pineapple plant is finally starting to flower!

This is insanely cool! I want more house plants now

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