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lurch , in I kept hearing a fly buzzing desperately but couldn't see it... Then I remembered the carnivorous plants

be careful. mine got destroyed by stupid aphids. it was so big 😢

tigeruppercut , in I kept hearing a fly buzzing desperately but couldn't see it... Then I remembered the carnivorous plants
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I notice you have some extremely long ones compared to the older ones at the bottom. Mine did the exact same thing when spring hit this year-- this season's have a couple that are waaaay longer than anything it's produced before. Wonder what's up w that

howler OP ,
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It's pushing new heads like crazy, and they are all very long. It's my first Sarracenia so I have no idea of what is normal or not. Maybe this year's Spring is ideal for them?

howler OP ,
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I got yet another extremely long one, way longer by far than the others. I made a post about it because it's reaching WTF levels

tigeruppercut ,
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I'm still getting long ones too, and the last of the short ones are pretty much dead. I can't quite understand the point of the long ones-- the base seems too delicate to hold them up on even a mildly windy day. I came home to one of them looking in bad shape bc it'd spent the day flopped over the side of the pot. Maybe they're supposed to be growing taller than other grasses that are usually around them in nature, and those same grasses act as a but of a support so they don't get too floppy or something?

I'll try to remember to take a picture this weekend-- I've been really busy at work this week

howler OP ,
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I'd love to see a picture, if you remember it!

I'm happy to learn that I'm not alone in the Sarracenia confusion camp

tigeruppercut ,
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The short ones have already shriveled and all the new ones appear to be the long ones

https://lemmy.zip/pictrs/image/49657399-15f8-46d5-bd54-7936638c6c6a.webp

howler OP ,
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Damn, those lids are huge. Mine are relatively small, compared with the length of the "body"

tigeruppercut ,
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I think they're probably different species-- yours look like they fold over the opening a bit more, and the head shape looks a little different too

howler OP ,
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So cool

henfredemars , in I kept hearing a fly buzzing desperately but couldn't see it... Then I remembered the carnivorous plants

Where did you get it?

nokturne213 ,
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From a little shop during the solar eclipse.

howler OP ,
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I fear the day it tastes blood, for it will demand more

Juno ,

Must be fresh ...

howler OP ,
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A local plant shop I trust, so I really hope it wasn't poached. It had all the European Union stickers and plant passport

Mikufan , in I kept hearing a fly buzzing desperately but couldn't see it... Then I remembered the carnivorous plants
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Good plant. Very nice of it to get rid of the FUCKING FLY! I personally prefer my salt shotgun and the 30 spiders in my house because im clinically unable to not mess up plants, its either to much or not enough of something... Usually light or water, sometimes they hate the soil itself.

brokenlcd ,

I am in a similar situation and came to the conclusion that plants hate my mere presence

mbgid ,

Saaame

GenderNeutralBro ,

Can't get lower-maintenance than a spider.

I don't think I could date an arachnophobe. No way I'm killing or evicting my bathroom spider! We're bros.

ThatWeirdGuy1001 ,
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The problem with people thinking like that is the spiders are only gonna stay if the food source is abundant.

Aka you got a lot more bugs than you think if there are spiders chilling everywhere.

GenderNeutralBro ,

If I had a massive spider infestation, yeah, I'd want to investigate. But fruit flies and mosquitoes come and go often enough anyway. Presumably enough to sustain one or two spiders.

Had a bit of a gnat (I guess?) problem last summer because they're small enough to get through my window screens. Made me crazy, but even then I don't think they were actually nesting in my home.

Akasazh ,
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Maybe it's all the salt :p

ptz , in I kept hearing a fly buzzing desperately but couldn't see it... Then I remembered the carnivorous plants
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(Pats it) Good plant.

howler OP ,
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She really is!

The_v , in Look at the size of this monster(a)! 🤟

Get the tape measure out and start keeping track.

Mine is a cutting from a plant my grandmother started in the 1950's. I have had it most of my life. I still measure every new leaf.

d2k1 , in Look at the size of this monster(a)! 🤟

Wow, how long did it take to grow?

Skull OP ,
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I think between 2.5 and 3 years old, I've obtained it as a fresh cutting.

Atelopus-zeteki , in Look at the size of this monster(a)! 🤟
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Keep it happy, and someday it could put out fruit, which like the name says is quite delicious.

Skull OP ,
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Hopefully it'll fruit sooner than later,I don't have much space as it is 👀. It'll also be interesting to transplant this beast.

Wahots , in African Violet Problem
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I'd check for root rot. I don't know much about them, but I'm fairly sure they are sensitive to overwatering. Perhaps repot in terra cotta, which tends to air out a bit quicker. I keep all my succulents in those pots so they don't have wet feet for too long.

Tinks , in Succulents

I freakin love succulents! One of the few plants my forgetful self can keep alive and thriving! I don't even have a watering schedule for them, I just water when I remember and know it's probably been at least a week? I have a friend that has a house full of plants and loves caring for them who came over last week and marveled at how good my succulents look. Told him the secret is neglect lol.

IMALlama , (edited )

Week? Man. I have a large Jade and water the thing evey other month. Sometimes it goes even longer than that. It's happily starting it's spring bloom after coming out from under grow lights in my basement to sit in front of a north facing window. All our smaller succulents are on a monthly ish schedule, but that's not anything we rigorously watch/pay attention to. Weekly for a succulent seems too often, but if they're happy they're happy.

Tinks ,

I don't usually water them weekly, I just won't water them if I think it's been less than a week. I'd say they probably get watered on average every 2 weeks or so, give or take a week. Sometimes I remember to water them because I'll notice one starting to get pruny and shriveling a bit. To be honest I have no idea how they're all alive, much less thriving. I feel like a terrible plant owner, but apparently succulents are just my speed. Every one of them is all bright and vibrant, despite my forgetfulness and neglect.

Etterra , in Succulents

Only if the drainage is really good and keep it to once every two weeks, tops.

beefbot , in My first attempt at air layering Pothos with coco coir is successful!

I’m curious & never heard of this - I can always google (oh wait, that sort of doesn’t work well anymore) but - why did you try this, if you wouldn’t mind telling a bit more about it?

Donut , in Succulents

One of my favorites sadly didn't make it because of too much water. Hoping to salvage it and start over

https://leminal.space/pictrs/image/120daf85-0dea-4391-9313-6f2f4935956d.jpeg

maculata , in Succulents

What terrible grammar.

FearfulSalad ,

If you are referring to the final frame, it is a direct quote from the Good Place S4 E1. https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/6dfb15d4-f2e3-4d94-8849-f99279feb1c4

You may want to then direct your grammar policing to the showrunners or the actor who ad-libbed the line, rather than to the meme maker.

SkyezOpen ,

ad-libbed

I really love how he's nearly the same character in every show he's in. If you told me he had no script for any of it I'd believe you.

maculata ,

Ah I see, thanks.

shalafi , in Succulents

🤔 I water mine regular, and they're happy campers.

Kecessa ,

You know you're not supposed to water plastic plants, right?

recursive_recursion ,
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lol

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