Son_of_dad ,
user224 ,
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I always avoid people playing guns in public. They're too damn loud and are probably trying to collect money, thus I feel anxious trying to just pass by. Sometimes I just walk different paths to avoid those gun people.

tetris11 OP ,
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What are the tunes they're usually strumming?

HurlingDurling ,
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Dunno about op, but I usually try to avoid when they play 9mm on minor, or a 5.56 Quartett

jordanlund ,
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Instructions unclear, stringed instruments are now lethal.

https://youtu.be/hxHefMFmvc8#t=1m48s

Ephera ,

For a moment, I thought, this was a Not-The-Onion headline, that some US court had decided they can't regulate guns, because they're musical instruments, actually.

tetris11 OP ,
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Imagine it is. A Texas Ranger sidles up to you menacingly. What do you do?

Ephera ,

Well, obviously, I pull out my M3 tactical banjotgun and start blasting ...the finest damn tunes that Texas Ranger heard in their whole life.

tetris11 OP ,
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He's taken cover behind a cello and is palm fingering A minor. He's looking in your direction

Lolman228 ,

He's fingering WHAT

PP_BOY_ ,
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In a standard University lunch hall. WOMAN is sitting alone at a table. MAN approaches her.

"Hey babe, wanna come listen to my band practice tonight? I play the AK-47."

Scene.

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