Whirling_Cloudburst ,

The children's bible. /s

protist ,

I don't remember it very well, but I know I cried for like 2 hours when I finished "A Dog Called Kitty."

MissJinx ,
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I would say almost all of them. At least the classics

200ok ,

No wonder we're all empaths. And we used video games to escape our feelings.

= ADHD

absGeekNZ , (edited )
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Little red riding hood - wolf eats your grandma.
Hansel and Gretel - forced out by stepmother, forced to kill a witch to survive.
Three little pigs - wolf kills your brother's.

The "classics" are really bad

ZagamTheVile ,

Watership Down.

kambusha ,

:(

Jilanico ,
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The Giving Tree

TheBananaKing ,
Jilanico ,
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Amazing!! Thanks for sharing!

TheBananaKing ,

He fixed some other fairly-problematic titles, too. Check them out on that same site :)

bamboo ,

This is great and all, but what I really need is an alternative picture of shel silverstein to put on the back of the book.

BreadOven ,

That's the scariest part.

mindbleach ,

Wow, does that site design suck.

How hard is it to deliver ten JPGs?

spittingimage ,
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Mrs Frisby and the Rats of NIMH. That author's imagination was daaaaark.

MrsDoyle ,

Struwwelpeter. We had an English copy handed down by my grandfather. It's insane.

Example: "Die gar traurige Geschichte mit dem Feuerzeug ("The Very Sad Tale with the Matches"): A girl plays with matches, accidentally ignites herself and burns to death. Only her cats mourn her."

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Struwwelpeter

vis4valentine OP ,
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Holy shit

i_stole_ur_taco ,

I still have my toddler books with the graphic Struwwelpeter running in with shears and cutting the thumbs off the boy who wouldn’t stop sucking them.

It’s a… “nostalgic” childhood trauma?

impudentmortal ,

("The Story of the Wild Huntsman") is the only story not primarily focused on children. In it, a hare steals a hunter's musket and eyeglasses and begins to hunt the hunter. In the ensuing chaos, the hare's child is burned by hot coffee and the hunter jumps into a well.

lol wut?

OutlierBlue ,

With stories like this out there why are the only movies that get made recycled trash as they milk the 4th, 5th, 6th movies in a franchise?

sem ,

I like the one where he wouldn't eat his soup, and when he dies, his family leaves the soup on his grave

Thavron ,
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Mentioned by Dwight in The Office!

BreadOven ,

Sounds like a German kiss story to me hah.

Drusas ,

Where the Red Fern Grows (for older children)

satanmat ,

Such a good book. But yeah even when at (all grown up) I read it to my son, I bawled

mindbleach ,

Honorable mention to all Newbery Medal winners, AKA the Dead Dog Award.

mindbleach ,

Bridge To Terabithia goes a step further.

mindbleach ,

Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark sure the fuck isn't a cuddly-looking bait-and-switch, but it is plainly aimed at a younger audience. Basically a collection of standard campfire stories and spooky e-mail forwards... with nightmare-fuel watercolor illustrations.

mesamunefire ,

Aww cute bunnies!

Watership down.

onlooker ,
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Yeah, definitely not kid friendly. I'd much rather give them a light-hearted story about puppies, like The Plague Dogs.

HelixDab2 ,

Not Old Yeller, or Where The Red Fern Grows?

onlooker ,
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No, those work too. I couldn't possibly exclude examples of such lovely books for children.

LustyArgonianMana ,
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The Yearling

Stern ,
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I just got the graphic novel for my ten year old niece. She likes the bunnies. I am a great uncle.

Contramuffin ,

Coraline. The book is significantly creepier than the movie and manages to perfectly strike the uncanny valley

Ziggurat ,

Is coralline supposed to be "kid friendly"? It's one of the few books I wasn't comfortable reading in alone in the dark, no way I let a kid read that

Contramuffin ,

Yup, story goes that the publisher thought it was too scary for children, so Neil Gaiman, the author, told the publisher to read it to her daughter. The daughter said it wasn't scary, and so it was published as a children's book. Years later, the daughter said that she was actually scared but lied about it because she wanted to know the ending

DarkSirrush ,

A series of unfortunate events was pretty bad for me.

My grandpa kept buying them, and i read them because I didn't know how to not reqd a book given to me, but they definitely taught me how to say no to a gift.

frauddogg ,
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Man, I loved that series growing up. ...I... Probably have some issues; and a positively arcane internal dictionary. Also, a photographic recollection of what dramatic irony is.

sem ,

The worst part was the fatalism

ShimmeringKoi ,
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The original Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark books, with the fucked up heroin withdrawal style illustrations

frauddogg ,
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based. The chick from the spiderbite story STILL lives rent free in my memory, that, and the grim reaper pointing

Drusas ,

Also the chihuahua rat.

epoch ,

The legend that is Stephen Gammell.

AceFuzzLord , (edited )
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I don't remember which book it was in, but the story about the person calling every single hour only to find out he was in the house the whole time scared me back in the day so much I absolutely dreaded going back to my room in the basement at night. Especially since my room was the furthest from the stairs.

lattrommi ,

Charlotte's Web.

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