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Captain of the Kabob Palace Guard.

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And lay a ton of self-fertilized eggs, all at the same time. There are only two genders, but she can switch as needed.

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Are they standing on an aircraft carrier? It could only be Kuznetsov, no other carrier is so stable under the weight of all that monster.

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I haven't seen any coverage of the historical revisionist wang measuring event of yesterday. How did it go? Was it fun, did the pentagon taco bell feature in it? Spill the cordite, please!

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That is economic assistance to rebuild after the battle. Cash for copper, it's got to be safer than robbing substations.

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Gah

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How long before Khaled leads a bold run n gun coup against his own masters, but stops in Napa?

Somehow (through no fault of my own) I was not fired today...

Long story short, I'm a security guard and after a couple of months decided that with a history of suicidal ideation I probably shouldn't carry a pistol, I told the doctor at my work, they said I could no longer carry a pistol and I figured they were going to bring me in today (yesterday now), fire me and that's that. Well,...

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This is the way, let the current employer keep paying you, win/win. Do not quit until you are actually offered and accept another job. Keep an open mind throughout. There is nothing wrong with doing whatever they ask you to do (picking up trash, etc.) while your requests are sorted out, it makes you look good actually. These people may not be your allies, but they may not be enemies. Be cool.

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I yell "Anarchy for the 80s!" often and no one gets it except y'all. It's stress relief and I will never give it up.

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Thank you for reminding to me to practice gratitude today- deep and abiding gratitude that I no longer have to use any ArcGIS products to make my living.

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You looked! So many tiny, unexplained error symbols for you! Your license doesn't cover that service.

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Good to know, I just wanted one to burn weeds in sidewalk cracks.

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Those aren't real. The Campaign for Human Rights and Natural Boobs starts here.

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Close support for Ukraine?

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Like invoices and scars? I'm not saying they're not pleasing, but they're no 1.) a husband washing dishes or 2.) a brand new Patriot missile system being unloaded at an undisclosed location.

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The world is full of possibilities! Adventure is out there!

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They mean weird, thin slices of ham.

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Sure, but this is a Russian and now, how will he pay for those hair implants? That is not a natural hairline, that's butt hair transplanted and carefully fluffed with expensive gel. Someone knew.

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I can't use a stencil, there's a barrier unit behind me ...I mean, glory to the motherland! Forward to Kyiv!

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Yes, this is what girls want, not money or six pack abs. We want a thicc boi that can decimate a Russian radar station while making us pancakes.

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I love Limekiller, Doonesbury "homage" character or not.

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Oh, thank goodness, I thought it was some SJW version of Lara Croft. Deep breath.....inhale....exhale....they haven't gotten to Lara, right? RIGHT?

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Angelina Jolie's were very aerodynamic, though. Peak performance, heh

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Lara's pixel tits are like a UNESCO World Heritage Site. They're the patrimony of all mankind, they should be protected. We failed the Bamiyan Buddhas, let's make sure we don't fail hers.

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This reminds me of the suspended animation passenger plane in Hitchhiker's Guide that will never take off because the lemon scented miniature towelettes were never loaded. Keeps me awake at night, man.....

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This one is a favorite! Thanks, every post is a joy.

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This meme transcends races. There are many Black Israelite political groups in the US and they don't like Israel, either, in fact, they want to move in on/annex territory from whoever lives there, because they think they're the true inheritors. It will never be sorted out for anyone, so let's meme instead. Detente through superior visual jokes.

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The Shah had his secret police making people disappear and using torture. He was not a beacon of anything.

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Let's keep the conversation civil and on an adult to adult level, please. i.e., assume that the other commenter is arguing in good faith. Universal warning, my Universal Soldiers.

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Well, I vehemently disagree with you, but name calling and then doubling down would not serve me well, even if I were correct and everyone else was wrong. Hypothetically, if I had committed such a faux pas, I would *stop justifying myself and start being as courteous as possible to everyone around me. *

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Tasteful aerogirl?! Geddouttahere! This is NCD, not the Tate. 🤫

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I demand equity for kabob appreciators. What is the status of the Kabob Palace Guard?

Reddit stock is falling back to Earth because the short-sellers have arrived ( qz.com )

Some 7% of Reddit’s free share float (or more) has been sold short so far, according to an estimate from the analytics company Ortex cited by Reuters. That’s something the social platform was worried would happen, noting in its prospectus that retail traders in its subreddits (and particularly on r/WallStreetBets) could...

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I'm immeasurably excited about this. This popcorn tastes amazing and will never run out. They were, indeed, one of the last fun communities. One of the first to go lights out during APIpocalypse, if I remember correctly. Those apes will always have a special place in my heart.

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I hope he is there to donate skin grafts, there is no other reason to bother already traumatized people.

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It sounded like a watermelon being cracked open, easy to miss.

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Got my halberd and a gat, had to regulate... 🎶

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That is fascinating, I want to know, is there any way to prevent this during assembly? Even with extreme clean room protocols! Does it happen with other telescopes?! Down the rabbit hole, I must go.

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When NATO dominates the news, I wish it was only a BC strip on the front page of the Wall Street Journal....

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It was worth stealing. The zombified Barbossa is somehow more scary with the goggles and tacticool stuff. He can walk over the seabed. He could be anywhere right now. Goggles freak me out.......what were we talking about?

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What is wrong with Mons? How did that ancient city hurt you?

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Your (rambo?) meme crashed my shit, all up in their shit.

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We didn't need their help with that last paragraph, that one is non credible.

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Excellent, brings a tear to my eye. He is the future.

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