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verity_kindle , 2 days ago (edited 2 days ago) to Gardening in Advice

Luckily, there are many stretchy sinews and a bone surfboard shaped thing in there, so the fork tine could not go that far. EDIT: typo

verity_kindle OP Mod , 3 days ago to NonCredibleDefense in DPRK Dookie Deposits Defy Downtown Defenses

Well, they are resuming the ghetto blaster than can be heard about 6 miles into the DPRK during the day, about 15 miles at night. First time in 5 years. Handsome Dan, Mr. Scream and the Morning Zoo comin atcha all day every day!!!

verity_kindle OP Mod , 3 days ago to NonCredibleDefense in DPRK Dookie Deposits Defy Downtown Defenses

Danke.

verity_kindle , 3 days ago to Gardening in Advice

Call it when you're tired. Getting one more thing checked off your garden "to do" seems more important than ever when you're tired, but you are also more likely to have an accident. Personal experience: I wanted to get just a few more forkfuls of manure spread before dark and put one fork tine neatly into the flesh of my foot. 'Tis but a flesh wound, but don't be me.

verity_kindle Mod , 17 days ago to NonCredibleDefense in Self-propelled artillery

Juiced up suspension? That (lada?) is not sagging as much as it should.

verity_kindle Mod , 19 days ago to NonCredibleDefense in If you name a wheeled vehicle you're immediately executed

Hurray for the rural tank.

verity_kindle , 23 days ago to movies in Beverly Hills Cop: Axel F | Official Trailer | Netflix

No, Eddie, no! The jokes that made BHC a classic aren't allowed any more!

verity_kindle Mod , 23 days ago to NonCredibleDefense in If you name a wheeled vehicle you're immediately executed

Swamp tank! Plants love it. First, you catch you a hunerd gallons of rain water....

verity_kindle Mod , 23 days ago to NonCredibleDefense in If you name a wheeled vehicle you're immediately executed

The governor so based, he's making surrounding states more based by osmosis.

verity_kindle , 24 days ago to Gardening in Well growmies, there's one less predator for my veggie garden this year, my 14 year old dog will Godzilla all the plants she wants in heaven tomorrow.

Yeah, Cat needs to show some respect, but that looks like an image of a cat printed on a package of something. Uncanny valley.

verity_kindle , 24 days ago to Gardening in Well growmies, there's one less predator for my veggie garden this year, my 14 year old dog will Godzilla all the plants she wants in heaven tomorrow.

I had a dog that liked to use her front teeth to nip off rosebuds just before they opened. RIP delicate destroyer of green stuff. Pour one out for a real one.

verity_kindle Mod , 25 days ago to NonCredibleDefense in An international institution doing something based for once

Are they standing on an aircraft carrier? It could only be Kuznetsov, no other carrier is so stable under the weight of all that monster.

verity_kindle Mod , 25 days ago to NonCredibleDefense in An international institution doing something based for once

And lay a ton of self-fertilized eggs, all at the same time. There are only two genders, but she can switch as needed.

verity_kindle Mod , 1 month ago to NonCredibleDefense in Tank you Vlad, very cool

I haven't seen any coverage of the historical revisionist wang measuring event of yesterday. How did it go? Was it fun, did the pentagon taco bell feature in it? Spill the cordite, please!

verity_kindle Mod , 1 month ago to NonCredibleDefense in Seep into pop culture my brothers and sisters! Soon we will infiltrate it all!!

How long before Khaled leads a bold run n gun coup against his own masters, but stops in Napa?