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unclepj

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Came to the #Fediverse in Nov ‘22. All posts are not my own as I don’t have a thread of creativity…

I’m politically left of center, support our #BlackLivesMatter, #Antifascist and #LGBTQ+ communities. Be kind, considerate and loving.

I post and boost #Politics, #Humor, #Chickens, #Gardening and whatever I feel like, and not necessarily in that order. I’m not afraid to drop a #Pun. I curse sometimes, fair warning. Alt text on all images.

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Some things are better left unsaid, which I usually realize after I’ve said them.

unclepj , to random
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I wanna be dark and mysterious, but also I cannot stfu…

unclepj , to random
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I was just having a conversation with myself and had to stop and start over at the beginning because I wasn’t listening…

otownKim ,
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@unclepj 🤣🤣🤣

unclepj OP ,
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@otownKim I’d laugh along with you if it wasn’t so dang true… 🤪

unclepj , to random
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Ok, folks. Get your sunglasses on because these titanium white legs are COMIN’ OUT!

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@unclepj

4 panel comic by ThePigeonGazette.tumblr.com 1.Two women in beachwear, at the beach. Left: "Dude! You're fine! Let's go already!" Out of panel: "No, I'm too pale! It's embarrassing!" Right: "Trust me, you're not." 2.Third woman comes into partial view. She is very pale. "Really...?" The two others are stunned into silence. 3.Left: "You can barely tell." Right: "The beacons are lit!" 4.Left: "You'll get a tan in no time!" Right: "Gondor calls for aid!"
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    unclepj , to random
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    Ok, question. Why do we say Attorney at Law? Is there some other kind? Like Attorney at Having a Good Time or Attorney at Snowboarding?

    May I suggest Attorney at Napping? That’s something I could get behind.

    kellogh ,
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    @unclepj @futurebird attorney inlaw is what you call your wife’s divorce attorney

    unclepj , to random
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    Me: Sorry if I’m bothering you…

    Surgeon: Holy shit! How do you keep waking up and saying that?!

    unclepj , to random
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    I normally just post dumb jokes and even dumber puns, but I do like to occasionally post something real, from my life.

    This morning I’m posting some images I took in the prelude to a huge storm from the deck out back.

    With that in mind, which of the following photos do you think is best?

    This photo is taken without the lake in the foreground, but includes the treetops. This allows for a larger amount of sky in the image. Just above the center of the frame is the brightest portion of the sunlight. It was a truly spectacular view.
    This shot includes more lake and even a tree from the close shoreline of the lake. This was an attempt to be more scenic with the brightest part of the sky in the top right. Super spiffy!
    Last but not least is a photo without zoom. There are trees in the foreground both far right and far left. Left is a pine tree and right is a naked white oak. The image hosts a thin line of the lake, far shoreline with its trees, and the sky. The brightest spot is just right and down from center. So much more sky!

    SNerd ,
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    @unclepj
    👎 none are selfies

    unclepj OP ,
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    @BeAware @SNerd It does and unfortunately (or fortunately), it’s not a photo of me.

    It’s actually a photo of David Brandt, the Ohio farmer behind the “honest work” meme. He was a pioneer for “no-till farming”. He recently passed away. 😪

    unclepj , to random
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    Hey, while we’re at it, nobody look at me today either…

    SNerd ,
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    @unclepj
    What if I’m wearing my eclipse glasses?

    unclepj OP ,
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    @SNerd You’re likely to see “a” moon, but probably not the one you expected. 😂

    unclepj , to random
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    Boobytrap backwards is partyboob. I will not be taking questions.

    unclepj , to random
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    When it’s Easter but you’re kinda spooky.

    unclepj , to random
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    Yep, pretty darn sure I seized the wrong day…

    BeAware ,
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    @unclepj dammit uncle PJ, you done goofed again. Seizing the wrong day and shit, smh. Oh well, better make the best of it😝

    unclepj , to random
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    Why wait until tomorrow when you can do nothing now!

    unclepj , to random
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    I think we should all live our lives as if it were a book, and to such a degree that Florida would ban it.

    unclepj OP ,
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    @otownKim Welcome to my nightmare. We have one of those good movie theater popcorn machines, so I hope that makes up for some… things! 😂

    otownKim ,
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    @unclepj 😂😂

    unclepj , to random
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    Me asleep: I was born in 1892 in the town of Bloemfontein. I wrote The Hobbit and the Lord of the Rings!
    My wife awake: Oh lord, he’s Tolkien in his sleep again…

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