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SNerd

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Purveyor of original comedy bronze humor - it’s a smaller niche market than comedy gold. #nerlingersjokes (yeah, I spelled it wrong but too lazy ti fix it) My hobbies are saying stupid stuff. I can’t think of any other hobbies. Proud to say I was on Twitter for about 2 weeks, 1 tweet, and Musk didn’t like it because I pointed out he inadvertently criticized Rupert Murdock, so he had my only tweet taken down.

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DemocracyMattersALot , to random
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Secret service flagged as world's richest man shares AI video of 'Trump murdering Biden'
https://www.rawstory.com/secret-service-elon-musk-trump-ai-biden/

SNerd ,
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@DemocracyMattersALot
Biden should give him a call and remind Musk that as President he has total immunity 🤣

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This Crew Is Totally Beatable
just need to believe they can do it.

By David Frum

At the climax of the last night, ’s nomination-acceptance speech was a disheveled mess, endless & boring. He spoke for 93 mins, the longest such speech on record. The runner-up was another Trump speech, in 2016, but that earlier effort had a certain sinister energy to it. This one limped from dull to duller.


https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2024/07/donald-trump-republican-party-nomineee/679109/

SNerd ,
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@Nonilex
He doesn’t care about quality. He’s a con man so it’s all about him selling. You can bet he was eating a steak and thought “I really like steaks. I should sell steaks!” then told someone else to find some steaks he can sell. If they’re crappy steaks who cares? You’re a sucker and bought them, proving he’s smarter than you.

randahl , to random
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These are actual signs from the actual Republican National Convention, mass produced for the occasion, so every participant can participate in spreading the ethnic cleansing message.

This is not freedom of speech. This is just pure hatred.

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Nonilex , to random
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's campaign chair acknowledges support 'slippage' but says he's staying in the race

President Joe Biden 's campaign is insisting anew that he is not stepping aside as he faces the stark reality that many at the highest levels want him to consider how stepping aside to make way for a new nominee atop the ticket could be the party's best chance of preventing losses in Nov.

https://www.detroitnews.com/story/news/politics/2024/07/19/bidens-campaign-chair-acknowledges-support-slippage-but-says-hes-staying-in-the-race/74467824007/

SNerd ,
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@Nonilex
So he’s stepping aside?

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Nonilex , to random
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Excruciating! 's Endlessly Long, Wildly Speech

Donald Trump briefly tried a "new tone" — before pivoting to Hannibal Lecter, "crazy" Pelosi, & more of his greatest hits.


https://www.huffpost.com/entry/donald-trump-republican-takeover_n_66998a0ae4b047588a4b2aac

SNerd ,
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@mls14 @Nonilex
He’s paying for the funeral though, right?

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Maybe some Democrats with all this spare time to go after Joe Biden could take a few minutes of their attention and talk about how Republicans ruin everything. Maybe.

Federal Court Blocks Biden’s Student Debt Relief Plan:
https://www.forbes.com/sites/antoniopequenoiv/2024/07/18/federal-court-blocks-bidens-student-debt-relief-plan-designed-to-lower-monthly-payments/

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@WideEyedCurious @mastodonmigration @TonyStark
I see hardline Biden fans doing the same thing. No democrats are allowed to voice their concerns 🤷

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GreenFire , to random
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Look, I have no idea who will win the election this fall with or without Joe Biden in the White House or not nor does anyone else.

I do know (strongly suspect might be more accurate, but f-it) that if Democrats abandon Joe Biden after all he's accomplished that it is going to badly damage the Democratic Party's future.

I'm a long, long, long-time climate activist so I'm well aware that we cannot solve global warming in one administration so if the DNC is weaker we're risking our planet's fate.

SNerd ,
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@GreenFire
Why is all lost if Biden decides to step aside? The Democrats will unite behind whoever runs and you can’t say that about Trump and the Republicans. There are a serious number of Republican “never-Trumpers”. For godsakes one of them tried to shoot him just last weekend! Their “unity” is BS just like their candidate. Trump will lose, the only question is by how much and which way the House and Senate fall

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If you laugh at this you're going to hell

...I'll be there waiting and getting the BBQ going.

Rudy Giuliani falling down and being helped up but hopefully at least he also stepped on a lego

SNerd ,
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@flexghost
Someone left a quarter on that seat

SNerd , to random
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BREAKING - The Republican National Committee announced today, to show support for their nominee Donald attendees will wear and ear bandage along with their adult diapers

flexghost , (edited ) to random
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Should Biden be the nominee?

SNerd ,
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@flexghost
I support Biden, voted for Biden, will continue to support Biden and Biden deserves another term, BUT this is a golden once in a lifetime opportunity to go with a young candidate against a 78 year old and perhaps inspire a new generation of voters for years to come. It's politics not a love fest. The Dems need new blood to bury MAGA. Just an opinion. 🤷

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Remember when J D Vance was a never Trumper?

Pepperidge Farm remembers

video/mp4

SNerd ,
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@flexghost
Nooooooo! 🙉🤣

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Nonilex , to random
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has made his pick for .
Marco Rubio & Doug Burgum are out.

Sources familiar with the decision said the pick will be announced at 3:30 CT at the convention in Milwaukee.

Four sources told NBC News that Rubio has been told he's out, & three sources said Burgum has also been notified.

That means the pick will likely be .


https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/trump-set-reveal-vp-pick-monday-rcna161875

SNerd ,
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@Nonilex
Was this in a letter to his wife?

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SNerd , to random
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BREAKING - The Union of Fake Rally Attendees issued a statement today demanding higher pay for attending Rallies.

flexghost , to random
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SOUND OFFf: Will yesterday's assassination attempt help Trump in November?

If so, how much?

SNerd ,
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@flexghost
I think it helped him capture the pro-Epstein-pedo voter block

SNerd ,
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@flexghost
Is that the line he has to stand behind when the guards search his prison cell for contraband?

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"I love you."

"He's one of the most strong people I've ever met...

"God is not through with President Trump"
-Lindsey Graham

🤢

Lindsey Graham on Meet the Press forgetting the orange around his mouth

SNerd ,
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@flexghost
Ah do declare ah got the vapors reading this

Alice , to random
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I've never seen a slug's penis but I bet it looks like an even smaller slug.

SNerd ,
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@Alice
I bet it’s slimy too

jerry , to random
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Wow, Trump got shot????

SNerd ,
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@jerry
He was in a crowd and no EMTs responded so was it real? 🤔

GottaLaff , to random
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Via @emptywheel:

Why are 's Republican politicians always in other countries when the state loses electricity?

And why, under Republicans, does it lose power so often?

Laurie Garrett:

About a million Texans are roasting in triple digit heat without electricity or water, post .
Gov Greg Abbott has been in Asia -- left before the storm & still in Japan today. https://gov.texas.gov

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@GottaLaff @emptywheel
They want the freedom to be their own banana republic

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But what do YOU think CNN? You are being so subtle…

(Screen shot from CNN’s front page)

SNerd ,
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@randahl
I was in Europe when the debate took place and the European media started saying the Dems were talking about replacing Biden the very next day. I thought it was ridiculous propaganda but looking back now, they were right on top of a breaking story.

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Not good.

Its JOEVER

SNerd ,
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@flexghost
He’s always been a gaffe machine. He caught it though. 😂

SNerd ,
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@flexghost
He’ll step aside

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RIP Shelly Duvall

Many of us will never forgive Dr. Phil and others for exploiting you when you were vulnerable and in so much pain.

❤️

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  • SNerd ,
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    @flexghost
    It’s OK to exploit her for entertainment purposes, because he offered her help for going on the show. 🙄

    flexghost , to random
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    Get ready for season 2 of “Sternly Worded Letter”

    SNerd ,
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    @flexghost
    If the Dems have a super majority in 2025, I have serious doubts they’d impeach any of the justices

    GottaLaff , to random
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    🤦🏻‍♀️Russian authorities issued an arrest warrant for Yulia Navalnaya, the widow of deceased opposition leader Alexei
    https://www.dw.com/en/breaking-russia-issues-arrest-warrant-in-absentia-for-alexei-navalnys-widow-yulia-navalnaya/a-69608916

    SNerd ,
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    @GottaLaff
    It’s part of Putin’s Projekt 2024

    randahl , (edited ) to random
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    I have made a habit of reading Putin’s speeches, and the idea for my video was born when I came upon this gem: When visiting a public school, Putin told the pupils, Russia would win in Ukraine, because Russia is invincible.

    That stuck with me. So when I returned to writing about the Ukraine war this spring, I decided to collect all the facts by which we can measure Russia’s performance in Ukraine.
    That is why this video is now everything, Putin does not want us to know:
    https://youtu.be/xt88jnFKiak

    SNerd ,
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    @randahl
    1 word - Afghanistan

    faab64 , to palestine group

    Amjad al-Qanou's 3 years old child, continues to suffer due to and as the siege of the invaders and the war of extermination continues.

    How can anyone see this and be silent? Just how?

    @palestine @israel

    image/jpeg

    SNerd ,
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    @faab64 @palestine @israel
    Israel must stop this siege and HAMAS must release the hostages

    DemocracyMattersALot , (edited ) to random
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    Biden doesn't WANT to be president. He didn't WANT to run in 2020. He doesn't WANT to spend his golden years fighting fascist Republicans and judges. But he is. And that's WHY he's The Guy.

    TRY TO REMEMBER: If Biden takes a hard-line stance against Israel, he hands the Presidency to Trump.

    SNerd ,
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    @DemocracyMattersALot
    Everyone can hate how Israel has handled this war, BUT Hamas is holding 5 US citizens hostage. The President is OBLIGATED to support Israel. Hamas is forcing the US to support Israel

    ElleGray , to random
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    starting an only fans that's just me making really great sandwiches while I tell you to get more sleep

    SNerd ,
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    @ElleGray
    Is “sandwiches” code for something naughty? 😀

    parismarx , to random
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    Donald Trump knows exactly how to play a fellow narcissist like Elon Musk: just tell him the Cybertruck is great.

    https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2024-06-13/musk-says-ev-skeptic-trump-calls-him-and-is-a-cybertruck-fan

    SNerd ,
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    @parismarx
    Especially if he gives you money 😉

    SNerd , to random
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    Criminals often return to the scene of their crimes.

    lowqualityfacts , to random
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    Fishy is happy that I'm home. Fishy is also angry that I was gone for a few days. Cats contain multitudes.

    SNerd ,
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    @lowqualityfacts
    You left without Fishy’s permission, bad human! Bad!

    Nonilex , to random
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    Reader Tips Propelled Our Reporting. Now Your Info Could Power Our 2024 Coverage.

    An email from a reader helped a team of reporters uncover secret tuition payments made for a family member of . Now we’re looking for tips on the election….

    https://www.propublica.org/article/reader-tips-propublica-2024-election-coverage

    SNerd ,
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    @Nonilex
    They’re asking for trouble. I can see MAGA overwhelming them with fake tips

    Nonilex , to random
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    Many #Trump allies had been secretly rooting for an #acquittal. The talking points wrote themselves: It would have been yet more evidence that the #UnitedStates #justice system was rigged in favor of #Bidens & against Trumps. Tues’s #guilty #verdict was inconvenient to that narrative.

    Even more valuable would have been the #fundraising potential.

    #gaslighting #ConspiracyTheories #USpol #law #HunterBiden
    https://www.nytimes.com/2024/06/11/us/politics/donald-trump-hunter-biden.html?smid=nytcore-ios-share&referringSource=articleShare&sgrp=c-cb

    SNerd ,
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    @Nonilex
    But what if the trial was rigged to make it look like the trial wasn’t rigged. You know might be mentally unfit to be President, but he’s a mastermind! 😉

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    In a , secret recording, the justice suggests partisan funding is to blame for coverage of justices’ undisclosed luxury

    In a new recording, Justice Samuel lashes out at the news organization , describing the news organization’s Prize-winning coverage of the as driven by animus, insisting: “They don’t like our decisions.”


    https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-features/samuel-alito-supreme-court-recording-propublica-windsor-1235037796/

    SNerd ,
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    @Nonilex
    😭 They don’t like me so they reported what I did

    flexghost , to random
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    Trump saying his supporters would choose "suicide over Biden"

    ...

    https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-rally-suicide-joe-biden-las-vegas-video-1910234

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    Strandjunker , to random
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    Unless Samuel Alito and Clarence Thomas resign or are impeached, SCOTUS will never regain credibility with the public. It’s too much.

    SNerd ,
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    @Strandjunker
    The problem is they’re fine with that because “democracy doesn’t work” 😉

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    SNerd ,
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    @Npars01 @uspolitics
    So then does DeSatan pardon Trump and give the Presidency back to him or does the psychopath let Trump rot in Prison so he can be the new President for life? I’d say that’s an easy choice for Ronnie.

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    The fight over the has begun

    Trump's team is more focused so far on building a sprawling network of "" & than on rounding up organizers & door knockers to reach voters.

    It's a sign that 5 months before Election Day, the legal battle is underway —& that Trump PLANS to cry "rigged" if he loses, as it did after the & his .


    https://www.axios.com/2024/06/02/legal-battle-2024-election-begun-biden-trump

    SNerd ,
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    @Nonilex
    Thank you Merrick Garland!
    On the positive side, they can cry foul and delay the results all they want, Biden will still be President

    Nonilex , to random
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    Justice has for the first time trips to Bali & to a private club in California in 2019 paid for by his friend & , , acc/to released Fri for 8 of the 9 justices.
    The required annual reports, covering activity in 2023, also show 3 justices — Brett , Neil & — received 6-figure book payments.

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2024/06/07/supreme-court-financial-disclosures-gifts-thomas/

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    lowqualityfacts , to random
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    My Neuralink implant is incredible. I was concerned by the electric shocks at first, but tech support assured me that it's a feature, not a bug. They even increased the voltage for me. If I upgrade to the premium membership for only $99 a month then Elon will restore my fondest childhood memories.

    SNerd ,
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    @lowqualityfacts
    You probably don’t know this but you’re already are upgraded to Premium. 😉

    ElleGray , (edited ) to random
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    in my mind every one of these cows is a muppet. and they sing

    SNerd ,
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    @ElleGray
    It reminds me of something you’d see in Shaun the Sheep

    ElleGray , to random
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    this is mars’s moon phobos eclipsing the sun. this is what passes for a total solar eclipse there. second-rate planet. just sad

    SNerd ,
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    @ElleGray
    I’m late to the comments on this one, so here goes…
    Meh, one star.
    (Well worth the wait, right?)

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