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titociuro

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iOS developer living in San José, CA. Originally from Barcelona.

I really like to read and learn what others are doing with the tech that interests me.

#SwiftUI, #Swift, #Frameworks, #Vapor, #Postgres and some #Docker.

I love to take my motorcycle for a spin on the weekend.

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“If you made $10,000 every day, since the day the Declaration of Independence was signed, you would still not have a billion dollars. He [Elon] wants that times fifty.”

It has been ~90,561 days since July 4, 1776. Multiplying that number by $10,000 results in $905,610,000.

I don’t think most of us can grasp how much money a billion is, let alone fifty.

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Rudy Told by Creditors to Sell Apartments 'as Soon as Possible'

“Lawyers allege Giuliani using his expenditure on upkeep of apartments as an excuse to keep spending $ that legally belongs to creditors. They said that he wrongly alleged that he was keeping "equity in his 2 apartments for the benefit of creditors."

The filing also says that Giuliani has shown a "blatant disregard" for a court order to reveal his income and assets to the creditors” https://www.newsweek.com/rudy-giuliani-must-sell-apartments-asap-bankruptcy-1912833

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@GottaLaff What a way to throw one’s life away…

ElleGray , to random
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my mad max wheels

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@ElleGray @Eliot_L 0 to 60 in… yes.

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    titociuro ,
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    @dillyd That little hair accent says it all: trouble!

    GottaLaff , to random
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    Via Angry Staffer:

    Most transparent pump and dump in history

    Via Josh Marshall:

    titociuro ,
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    @GottaLaff The Mariana Trench is approaching. Hold on to your butts! Meanwhile, let’s enjoy the moment.

    video/mp4

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    having a normal one

    titociuro ,
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    @aaron.rupar @GottaLaff Is it just me, or does He look like He wants to strangle him? He’s not called Our Savior for nothing…

    GottaLaff , to random
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    The German parliament has voted for legislation smoothing the process for transgender, intersex, and nonbinary people to change their name and gender identity.

    https://p.dw.com/p/4eg2I

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    @GottaLaff Someone is getting it right. Another step forward, no retreat.

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    Trump keeps telling the lie that he's being prosecuted "by Biden."

    False.

    Four different grand juries, made up of ordinary citizens, voted to indict him after reviewing substantial evidence that he had committed crimes. That's how the criminal justice system work

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    @rbreich How would he possibly know? His head is so far up his… ego that he wouldn’t know rat shit from Rice Krispies.

    GottaLaff , to random
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    Pro tip: Never drop an electric toothbrush on your big toe.

    You're welcome.

    titociuro ,
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    @GottaLaff That can’t beat stepping on a Lego at midnight while keeping quiet because the kids are sleeping, right? Asking for a friend…

    GottaLaff , to random
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    “’s Lieutenant Governor to Face Inquiry for Role as Fake Elector

    , the district attorney of Fulton County, Ga., had been disqualified from pursuing the case against Lt. Gov. Burt Jones, but another prosecutor said he would now take it over.”

    Gift: https://www.nytimes.com/2024/04/11/us/burt-jones-trump-georgia.html?unlocked_article_code=1.jk0.Z4qb.NG0j11vuZDzc&smid=nytcore-ios-share&referringSource=articleShare

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    @GottaLaff These cockroaches are everywhere.

    GottaLaff , to random
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    #WompWomp

    “#Florida cannot prohibit a 10th grade math teacher from asking her students to call her by her preferred pronouns, a federal judge has ruled.

    The decision from the US district judge is a blow to an anti-#LGBTQ law championed by #DeSantis, which prohibits discussion of sexuality in public schools. 2023 expansion of the measure, widely known as the “Don’t Say Gay” law, prohibits teachers and students from using pronouns that align with their gender identity.”
    https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/apr/11/florida-pronouns-teacher

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    @GottaLaff Awesome. One step forward. No retreat.

    GottaLaff , to random
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    Pres. :

    "Millions of Arizonans will soon live under an even more extreme and dangerous ban, which fails to protect women even when their health is at risk or in tragic cases of rape or incest."

    titociuro ,
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    @GottaLaff What’s happening to this country? Holly mackerel.

    GottaLaff , to random
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    “’s media & tech group, DJT, has lost about 36% of its value since it began publicly trading on 22 March, dropping his stake to approximately $2.8bn.

    As of Monday afternoon, DJT stock was priced at about $36 – down from a high of $66 seen on 27 March. But market analysts are saying it’s too soon to draw any firm conclusions…value now stands at where it was when Trump Media merged under a special-purpose acquisition co. deal w shell company in March”
    https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/apr/09/djt-stock-price-trump-media

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    @GottaLaff @tdwllms1 Could it go any other way? Sooner or later, it’s obvious the emperor is wearing a tanga. Sorry for the imagery.

    GottaLaff , to random
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    It's not about Dems vs GOP, libs vs conservs. The 2024 election, Roger Stone said, will be “a fight bw light & dark…a struggle bw good and evil…an epic fight bw the godly & the godless.”

    IOW, if Trump loses, America will be plunged into 1000 years of darkness.

    Stone's targeted audience see Trump as a Messiah, and are preparing for Armageddon.

    & per my own sources, are "definitely planning to create havoc" 1/... https://news.yahoo.com/why-top-trump-allies-like-roger-stone-are-using-apocalyptic-religious-rhetoric-100039179.html

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    @GottaLaff Gawd they surely love their drama. Armageddon! Dogs and cats loving together! Iguanas drinking soda! In a way, it’s kinda entertaining. Just how absurd and pathetic they’re all are.

    titociuro ,
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    @GottaLaff I know, I know… but without a little bit of humor we’ll all go crazy. Speaking of which…

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    Pence condemns Trump's latest stance on abortion: "Trump's retreat on the Right to Life is a slap in the face to the millions of pro-life Americans."

    https://t.co/2ewb5n9Tuk

    titociuro ,
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    @GottaLaff @CStamp Just wait… we’re in for a ride, I’m afraid.

    GottaLaff , to random
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    👀AFP—Brazil launches investigation into Elon after he criticized judge, says government

    titociuro ,
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    @GottaLaff He really can’t help himself. Good heavens. One day that mouth is going to land him in the type of trouble money can’t buy. Hard to imagine? Bigger mountains have crumbled.

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    Harlan Crow and a few other GOP megadonors have provided Clarence Thomas with:

    -38 destination vacations

    -26 private jet flights

    -6 helicopter flights

    -Yacht voyages

    Still wondering why SCOTUS approval ratings have hit record lows?

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    @rbreich Hey! Here’s an idea: let’s replace SCOTUS with a special version of GPT trained with everything law-related. I bet we won’t have as many nasty surprises.

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    Lauren Boebert secures top spot on Republican primary ballot in Colorado’s 4th Congressional District
    https://coloradosun.com/2024/04/05/lauren-boebert-4th-congressional-district/

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    @coloradosun @GottaLaff So people still like her? Well then! Shit’s far from over, it seems.

    titociuro ,
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    @GottaLaff @coloradosun These are crappy times, I tell you…

    GottaLaff , to random
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    An attorney defending ’ controversial immigration law told a federal appeals court on Wednesday that state legislators may have gone “too far” when they passed a controversial immigration law last year.

    https://www.cnn.com/2024/04/03/politics/texas-sb4-immigration-5th-circuit?cid=ios_app

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    @GottaLaff You don’t say.

    Sad to see we need the courts to acknowledge, or even remotely see this.

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    Sales Miss in First Year-Over-Year Drop Since Pandemic https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2024-04-02/tesla-sales-miss-in-first-year-over-year-drop-since-pandemic

    ADDED: Link with no paywall: Tesla sales plunge far more than expected

    https://www.cnn.com/2024/04/02/business/tesla-sales?cid=ios_app

    titociuro ,
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    @GottaLaff Textbook example of what FAFO is all about.

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    Chess Grandmaster Anna Muzychuk refuses to play in Saudi Arabia and says: "In a few days, I will lose two world titles, back to back." Because I decided not to go to Saudi Arabia. I refuse to play by special rules, to wear abaya, to be accompanied by a man so I can leave the hotel, so I don't feel like a second class person.
    #saudiarabia #equalrights

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    @jeffowski As designed.

    ElleGray , to random
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    if you're going to name your company boeing the planes should at least bounce when they crash

    titociuro ,
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    @ElleGray I vote for Boeing Boing & Splat. A nice refresher, sign of the times.

    GottaLaff , to random
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    🥳President #Biden clinches Democratic nomination https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/4527035-joe-biden-democratic-nomination-delegates/

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    @GottaLaff Mike Johnson looks like he’s just realized that his NVDA stock went down.

    GottaLaff , to random
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    😏Via Elie Mystal:

    Alabama: Embryos are babies.

    Me: Oh, so we can't deport mothers carrying American citizens.

    Alabama: Wait.

    Me: Also dudes are on the hook for child support nine months earlier.

    Alabama: No. Not like that!

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    @GottaLaff Oh! Many Alabamans could be increasing their number of dependents on their tax returns, right?

    auschwitzmuseum , to random
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    17 January 1895 | Polish Jew, Abel Chojna, was born in Pińczów. A worker.

    In from 11 December 1941.
    No. 24105
    He perished in the camp on 15 December 1941.

    titociuro ,
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    @auschwitzmuseum The face of abuse, despair and terror. Never, ever again.

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