GottaLaff ,
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Pro tip: Never drop an electric toothbrush on your big toe.

You're welcome.

allisonhooper ,
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@GottaLaff

ZOMG! I’ve SO done that! Condolences!!

GottaLaff OP ,
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@allisonhooper You totally get it

Atticus1956 ,
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@GottaLaff

☆☆OUCH☆☆

GottaLaff OP ,
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@Atticus1956 Tell me about it

jredlund ,
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@GottaLaff Take precautionary measures. Wear steel-toed boots when brushing teeth.

GottaLaff OP ,
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@jredlund ✔️

Aviva_Gary ,
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@GottaLaff this sounds like you have experience... 👀 😉

GottaLaff OP ,
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@Aviva_Gary Yep. It was the second time.

Aviva_Gary ,
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@GottaLaff ouch

BobDoodle ,
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@GottaLaff
That does it. I'm gonna add putting a wrist tether on my electric tooth brush. Safety first!

GottaLaff OP ,
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@BobDoodle I mean!

titociuro ,
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@GottaLaff That can’t beat stepping on a Lego at midnight while keeping quiet because the kids are sleeping, right? Asking for a friend…

GottaLaff OP ,
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@titociuro LOL!

Lizette603_23 ,
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@GottaLaff oh geez. I was using mine at one point, was in my mouth, new one, new batteries, it was POWERFUL .....got away from me as I made the turn around the back tooth, hard plastic his the corner of my molar just right, whammo, piece chunked off. So. I relate. Sorry about your toe

GottaLaff OP ,
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@Lizette603_23 Yikes! I'm sorry!

Lizette603_23 ,
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@GottaLaff just be careful!

GottaLaff OP ,
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@Lizette603_23 Thing is, I am. But my hands were wet, so oopsie!

Lizette603_23 ,
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@GottaLaff exactly how my toothbrush incident occurred. It's like cat herding when the batteries are new, can't keep your hands on em!

GottaLaff OP ,
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@Lizette603_23 Right??

WarnerCrocker ,
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@GottaLaff Ouch.

GottaLaff OP ,
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@WarnerCrocker It gets worse: This is the second time I've done that... same toe! You'd think I'd have learned by now.

WarnerCrocker ,
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@GottaLaff It’s always the same toe!

GottaLaff OP ,
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@WarnerCrocker It is! Grrr.

qurlyjoe ,
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@GottaLaff
I’ll add it to my (very long) list of things not to drop on my big (or any other) toe. Somewhere between new bar of soap and ball peen hammer (at the top of the list, so far.)

GottaLaff OP ,
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@qurlyjoe Oof!

qurlyjoe ,
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@GottaLaff Indeed.

NIH_LLAMAS ,
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@GottaLaff That which does not kill me, makes my toes hurt.

GottaLaff OP ,
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@NIH_LLAMAS It nearly killed my toe!

Eetschrijver ,
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@GottaLaff NOW you tell me.

GottaLaff OP ,
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@Eetschrijver Hahahahaha!

azmtbr1wal ,
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@GottaLaff LOL!! Mine is...Never slam the back door on your hand when you are putting the dog out to do her business.

GottaLaff OP ,
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@azmtbr1wal LOL, yours is more painful than mine

Sine_Nomine ,
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@GottaLaff
now then, it either hurt 😬
or your big toe is now smile shiney? 😁
Other way, hope all is ok!

GottaLaff OP ,
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@Sine_Nomine It HURT.

Sine_Nomine ,
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@GottaLaff 🙏 be well...

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