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Scientist who mostly posts about plants and my cat, Milli. Interested in art, science, animals, weather, baking, #UglyDogs , photography, TV. Former Tweeter.
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"Think of how satisfying this would be. You are walking along, with some cured lunchmeat on your person. You happen across a parked Cybertruck, baking in the summer heat, its owner nowhere to be seen. Hey, you think. I am gonna lay a slice of this soppressata across my open palm, and then I am gonna smack it down perfectly flat onto the hood of this Cybertruck. And then you just do it! Whap! It's on there! Will the lunchmeat sizzle? Will you be immediately hit with the aroma of hot pork? Will some type of animal claim the lunchmeat before the Cybertruck owner finds it?"

https://defector.com/i-would-like-to-put-lunchmeat-on-the-cybertruck

loren , to random

what movie should i watch, i want to watch something that is really weird and different, maybe kind of funny, can be dark but not horror. anything come to mind?

handmade_ghost , to random
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Hello, artist and crafter friends. 💚 Do I know anyone (or can anyone recommend someone) who makes very tiny rubber stamps? I am trying to make myself a personal almanac, and I am dreaming of a little vertical row of tiny nature icons I can stamp for each day to sort of "bullet" my recordings of climate, birds, insects, and plants/mushrooms. Queer, indigenous, disabled, and/or non-white artists strongly preferred. Thanks in advance for any recommendations or etc.! 🌞🐦‍⬛🐝🍃

Edit: Reposting as boostable.
Also: I'm not the only one daydreaming this sort of project and hoping for some good recs here! 🤞🙏 @toridas_

magneticcrow , to random
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Ice cream recall in the US for listeria contamination. List of impacted brands includes Jeni’s and Dolcezza. :blobCat_melt_cry:

https://www.fastcompany.com/91145996/ice-cream-recall-2024-listeria-potentially-deadly-bacteria-product-list

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I have never seen anyone but John Mulaney crack Hader up as much as this. Not that Hader is hard to break, but this is really many many breaks.

https://youtu.be/xw2CWJlAPMk?si=DnviU4eXX6e91Nj8&t=451

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popcornreel , to random
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If you care about FACTS—the fact is that President @JoeBiden has had one of the best presidencies of any US president in the last 60 years. These FACTS, as presented by @maddow, bear this out. VOTE BIDEN. VOTE DEMOCRATIC. Register to vote: https://vote.org #Maddow #Biden #usa #vote

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annaleen , to random
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There's something that nearly everyone gets wrong about the Ashley Madison data dump from 2015. And I should know, because I was one of the reporters who broke the story. It's my latest for @newscientist (sign up for a free account to read).
https://www.newscientist.com/article/mg26234952-100-what-everyone-gets-wrong-about-the-2015-ashley-madison-scandal/

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kiki , to random German
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Leinenhemd und Bermudas, barfuß in Docksides. Sommerliches Nichtseglerinnenhochstaplerinnentum. (Immerhin bin ich ein Hamburger West End Girl.)

SurrealSeal , to random
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We've lost the nametag for this pretty little plant, but Google thinks it's a Veronica (we can't decide which one)

RickiTarr , to random
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Y'all, my brother and his boyfriend were staying at this Dairy B&B, and the barn cat had kittens. This one kitten kept wanting to be petted and held, and the owner said they could take it if they wanted it. I can barely handle this much cuteness!

My brother's bf with the kitten in his lap in the car. He is looking down at her absolutely delighted, and she is looking at him the same way.
This is the kitten sitting on my dining table next to a bowl of water. She's sitting up straight looking very prim and regal.
Also on my kitchen but her from the side looking down

sinituulia , to random
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As a glasses wearer and cat owner you should ALWAYS put on your glasses when doing anything, even if it's getting up to pee at six in the morning.
This is how you lower your chances of walking into the sheer spray-coating of cat piss on your bathroom floor, also at six in the morning, for example. That you can't then properly see to even clean because your glasses are on the other side of the flat.

georgepenney , to random
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(Publishing Thread)

A couple of lovely people have asked why our OverLondon ebook isn't available in the stores.

Exactly 1 month ago I woke to receive an automated email from Amazon KDP that said they'd terminated our account and had confiscated all of our royalties.

The decision had been made by an AI bot. To say that it's been a difficult month would be an understatement. This came just after a close family member had passed away. Suddenly the project we'd put our whole life into for 4 years was dead in the water.

We immediately wrote an appeal email to Amazon and sought help from the Alliance of Independent Authors. (They're amazing, if you're Indie or thinking of it, be a member.) And then we reconfigured, schemed, planned and hustled on what to make of the mess that was now our publishing career.

And now exactly 1 month to the day after a bot terminated our account and upended our lives. We got another automated email to say that it's been reinstated. Just like that.

We can only assume that it was both our appeal email and help from the Alliance of Independent Authors that got this sorted. Either way, the profanity and relief in our house today is rather epic. As is the feeling of frustration (rage) that an AI system could so arbitrarily upend our lives. (1/2)

FediTips , to random
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All servers on the Fediverse are totally independent, but they do talk to each other. This means you can't log in on other servers with your account, but you can follow and interact with people on other servers via your account.

If it sounds confusing, think of it this way: you can't log in on Yahoo Mail with a Gmail account, but you can still send emails between Yahoo and Gmail because email servers talk to each other.

More about this topic at:

➡️ https://fedi.tips/can-i-use-my-account-to-log-in-on-other-servers/

#FediTips

impermanen_ , to random
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It’s me. Hi. I’m the problematic guy in a FaceTime call on his phone while shopping in the grocery store.

Just know that my mom is 86, disabled and in a nursing home, and she loves these occasions when she can “get out” with me while I’m doing chores, cleaning barn stalls or running errands. Compared to the usual couch-based call these brighten her up and fill her with all kinds of questions and comments about my life. The smiles per hour go way up!

Thank you for your patience! 🙏

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‘Inside Out 2’ scores $100M in its second weekend, setting records

Weekend number two was just as joyous for “Inside Out 2.”.

https://www.seattletimes.com/business/inside-out-2-scores-100m-in-its-second-weekend-setting-records/?utm_medium=Referral&utm_campaign=RSS_all&utm_source=press.coop

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Adorable young red squirrel that was cursing me out to my 9th generation of ancestors five minutes ago.

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    seattletimes Bot , to random
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    Brush fire spreads to 10 acres on border of Snohomish, Skagit counties

    Crews are responding to a rapidly growing brush fire discovered Saturday afternoon in Skagit County, just north of the Snohomish County border.

    https://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/environment/brush-fire-spreads-to-10-acres-on-border-of-snohomish-skagit-counties/?utm_medium=Referral&utm_campaign=RSS_all&utm_source=press.coop

    futurebird , to random
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    I understand the alternate reality about the last election. But I don't understand the alternate reality about COVID. That's the most wild thing about it.

    Is it that COVID isn't really a deadly infectious disease?
    Or was it made in a lab?
    Or is it deadly, but the vaccine isn't real?
    Or did the vaccine cause the disease?
    Or is the vaccine ... mind control? IDK?

    There isn't really a cohesive story so it ought to be very awkward for any politician to claim to be a champion of this theory.

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    Every Little Thing She-Ra Does Is Magic


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