slappy

@slappy@lemmy.blahaj.zone

Hi, it’s me, your gay mom/dad/eldritch horror

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Tony the Tiger was arrested today. Witnesses claim he was seen eating random people on the street while shouting about how “great” they are. Local police have reported an uptick in cereal killers as of late.

Low salaries and pensions more important for Russians than the invasion on Ukraine ( klubjagiellonski.pl )

Opposition to the 2nd wave of mass mobilization in Russia has increased from 60% in December 2022 to approximately three-quarters. While historical narratives may resonate, the majority of Russians are now more concerned about their quality of life and economic stability.

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Nothing stimulates an economy like upsetting countless potential trade partners.

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We wouldn’t have to argue the whole time if Jason brought the right coffee creamer to coffee hour. Not everyone likes oat milk!

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Nobody: I did not see this coming.

Don’t learn to code: Nvidia’s founder Jensen Huang advises a different career path ( vulcanpost.com )

Don’t learn to code: Nvidia’s founder Jensen Huang advises a different career path::Don't learn to code advises Jensen Huang of Nvidia. Thanks to AI everybody will soon become a capable programmer simply using human language.

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Don't listen to electrical engineers, unless they are warning against licking a battery.

Do listen to whatever your gut says you want to do for a career.

Do learn to use AI in some fashion, even if for shits and giggles.

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Talk to a lawyer, get everything you’ve already thought up documented with dates.

Read the contract carefully and don’t allow them to claim perpetual licenses to anything you’ve already come up with.

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Hackers was an incredibly fun movie, that had a ton of techno-babble. Sharknado isn’t even a horror movie due to how dumb it is. Still had an impact.

Oversimplified works in every genre.

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There’s no realistic chance of someone winning the lottery, but it happens. If Ukraine is fighting for their sovereignty, NATO should be supporting them. End of story.

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Lol, you think the west is the only one attempting coups? Every country is messing with every other country, and feigning ignorance when they get caught. Odds are, we’ll all get caught with our pants down and New Zealand will reveal themselves as pulling all the strings.

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Exactly what a New Zealander would say.

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All that talk about Cuba makes me wonder, have you had a Cuban sandwich?

It’s believed that the first Cuban sandwich was made more than a quincentenary ago the by Taíno tribe in Cuba. They were one of three different cultures that inhabited the island before Europeans arrived. Jorge Astorquiza, a food chemist in Tampa, says the Taínos used casabe bread, made from yucca, to make the dish. Instead of pork -- an unavailable meat at the time -- the Taínos stuffed fish and bird meat inside the center of two thin, crunchy slices of casabe, which would taste more like a cracker than a slice of dough.

When Europeans eventually arrived on the island -- primarily the Spaniards -- meats such as pork and ham were quickly introduced into the native’s diets, transforming the sandwich into a succulent, meaty mass. Casabe was substituted for a doughy, bread-like alternative also, which at the time was easier to make for the islanders. “Traces of the sandwich originate back from the Indians,” says Astorquiza, “but the sandwich was really invented with what was brought from Spain.”

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Chaya is also someone desperate for attention and relevance. Much like other prominent right wing media folk:

https://youtu.be/aaFUZpymL-Y

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Soy sauce eggs! Hard boil, soak in a mix of soy and dashi (if you have easy access) with whatever spices you want.

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Spaetzle is an option then! Simple egg noodles, but tasty!

https://www.daringgourmet.com/homemade-german-spaetzle/

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Many buildings would be extremely expensive to convert into usable space for living. Rooms without windows cannot legally be bedrooms, bathrooms might exist but the plumbing may not be usable for a kitchen or shower, electrical panels might not be wired to accommodate household use, heating and cooling might be significantly more expensive.

A more efficient use might be to convert existing commercial real estate into a multipurpose use (grocery / entertainment / medical / etc) and then build apartments surrounding it.

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Defund gender affirming care for everyone. Make America bald and impotent again!

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Are they proposing genetic testing on every live birth? You can't really make an accurate biological determination outside of mandating it for everyone. Is that the best use of funds? Shouldn't they just outlaw pregnancy instead to save money? Is Poilievre pro-extinction of all humans?

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Lots of companies are claiming “lack of raw materials” versus capacity issues. My money is on coordinated attempts to increase generic prices

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Based on her qualifications, I'd like nominate myself to be the next director of the Oklahoma department of corrections because I've taken drivers education so I know the law. If that position isn't available, I'll take a spot on their Supreme Court.

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