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Ironically this is probably the result of someone using ChatGPT to write their job listing

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And the music video for Fat, the original song by Weird Al that he parodied, was actually directed by his brother Muffin Scorsese

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Getting in my car now, will see you in 20

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That's why we've forgiven Tom Hanks for that murder spree, we can't lose him too

What do you think of the term "short king" as a term that's supposed to champion body positivity for men?

Body positivity is such a strange concept to me. There's efforts to reclaim words while simultaneously calling them bad if used as an insult. Ideally, people wouldn't be offended by someone describing their body with common descriptors, but socially there is so much value attributed to certain body types that it's almost...

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I'm 5'4" and the term just makes me cringe. I don't normally think about my height unless someone else brings it up or I need to reach the top shelf, but I don't need encouragement in that case... just a ladder.

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Even better would be to remap their keyboard's semicolon key to that symbol

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Eh, I'm gonna be calling it "Good Gollum Hunting"

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The solution? Sidewalks on a hot day. Gotta burn those trees down and start paving... to save the trees...

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I kinda agree with it from an ease of printing perspective and easy perception from a distance, but they completely changed the proportions and got rid of the contrasting dark blue/red color-scheme that would catch people's eyes. Looking at them side by side I'm still not convinced they're even the same company, and that's a failure for brand recognition in my mind which is the only reason logos even exist.

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You're an agent of rules

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I petition to rename ChatGPT to DeepThought based on these results.

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Because you were driving?

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I wonder if they could invent socks with a toe-print reader and a silent gps alarm... And while we're at it, let's add some exercise tracking stuff for runners. Only $500 and a monthly subscription!

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Estoy solo aprendiendo espanol para un búho verde con un culo muy sexi...

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Clearly you weren't turned in for the last Superb Owl, but thank you for being open minded

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As a 5'4" guy, this is every store for me. Might just start bringing my own step stool for the top shelf, what are they gonna do about it?...

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As someone with anxiety: "the best way out is always through" - Robert Frost

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The more money is charged, the more likely it is to inflate.

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When you stare into the abyss box, the abyss box stares back...

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I've used Xournal++ before for adding things like signatures to pdfs

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I thought this was a programmer meme at first and was wondering about OP's sanity...

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Pancakes are not a breakfast food!

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As a Google Workspace user, I recommend going off the grid somewhere streetview can't find you...

ajsadauskas , to Fuck Cars
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What can you get to within a 15-minute walk of your house?

A recent YouGov survey asked Americans what they think they should be able to get to within a 15-minute walk of their house.

Of these choices, I can currently walk to all of them from my apartment, aside from a university (no biggie, I'm not currently studying, although there is a Tafe within walking distance), a hospital, and a sports arena.

How many can you get to with a 15 minute walk from your house?

@fuck_cars

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Disappointingly I only have the grocery store within that distance, and it's a Walmart with no sidewalk for a stretch of that walk... But back to that list... Why would you need a gas station within walking distance? Am I walking with my car Flintstones style?

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You hit the ball and your caddy runs off to fetch it...

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The fact that this tld exists somehow bothers me more than the song...

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Unless you leave toothpaste in the sink, in which case you're a monster!

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As if they weren't the ones setting the price so high. They're actually paying attention because people are finally starting to not pay them.

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No no, don't bring millennials into this! We're just trying to mind our own business...

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Am I dyslexic or is the joke unclear?

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Yeah, the real danger is probably that it will be harder for junior developers to be considered worth the investment.

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Damn... heart stealer over here!

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For context, this is a cat that eats lasagna... it kinda explains itself at that point.

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Mine diagnosed me as being sexually attracted to therapists. I told them that's not a sexuality and to continue analyzing me...

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Yes, but nothing's official

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I'm of the couch variety personally

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They know exactly where it went. Operation Freedom, abbreviated OF on the ledger...

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That took me a dystopian amount of time to realize it was the onion...

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Will the T-Rex be provided food? Because I could just wait it out. But if it's provided food I'd just make sure it swallows the hunting knife with its meal and in theory it should cause some gastrointestinal leakage...

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