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normalguy

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Father of four dentists and husband of a lovely wife. Former Twitter. Former corporate investigator. Crazy about Apple stuff. Opinionated Democrat.

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DemocracyMattersALot , to random
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"If she's out there, you know, giving hand jobs and being a granny, she ought to be drug tested. Prostitutes are drug tested, why not Hand-Job Granny, Lauren Boebert?"

-- Me

normalguy ,
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@DemocracyMattersALot FOREWARNING: please don’t shake hands with Boebert unless you want to mess up your hands. Yikes!

flexghost , to random
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Who is watching the Trump - Biden tonight?

Tell me why you're watching or avoiding—I want to know...

normalguy ,
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@flexghost We will. We just want to see making himself an f’ing ass on national/worldwide TV.

GottaLaff , to random
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Walgreens is set to close a substantial number of its roughly 8,600 locations across the United States as the company looks to reset the struggling pharmaceutical chain’s business.

https://cnn.it/3VXX7mD

normalguy ,
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@GottaLaff My wife used to work for Walgreens years ago. It was a great business until it started to acquire businesses and has faltered since then. How sad!

GottaLaff , to random
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#WompWomp

Yet another #recall

“#Tesla is recalling its futuristic new Cybertruck pickup for the fourth time in the U.S. to fix problems with trim pieces that can come loose and front windshield wipers that can fail.

The new recalls, announced in documents posted Tuesday by the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration, each affect more than 11,000 trucks.”
https://www.nbcnews.com/business/consumer/teslas-cybertruck-recalled-fourth-time-parts-issues-rcna158764

normalguy ,
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@GottaLaff Have you seen the original design of the Cybertruck? No wonder it sucks big time!

GottaLaff , to random
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has been mocked on social media after footage from his rally at Temple University's Liacouras Center, a 10,000-seat venue, showed large numbers of open seats and entire sections of the upper level completely empty.

https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-pennsylvania-crowd-size-raises-questions-1916209

normalguy ,
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@GottaLaff who?

GottaLaff , to random
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💪🏼Via Kyle Griffin:

A committee called Montanans Securing Reproductive Rights says it has submitted the required number of signatures to put a proposed amendment to enshrine access in 's constitution on the November 2024 ballot.

normalguy ,
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@GottaLaff 👏👏👏👏👏👏

GottaLaff , to random
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Good. Lock him up forever.

David DePape is found on state charges of attacking Paul Pelosi, the husband of Rep. Nancy -CBS News https://www.cbsnews.com/sanfrancisco/news/jury-reaches-verdict-state-trial-david-depape-paul-pelosi-attack/

normalguy ,
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@GottaLaff Karma!

normalguy ,
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@GottaLaff You are right! No argument there. I was just commenting that we see more and more bad people doing bad things like Trump, Bannon, etc. are being held accountable. So karma must be doing her work well. 👍

DemocracyMattersALot , to random
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Time for Syphilis Jesus (tm) to pay the piper.

normalguy ,
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@DemocracyMattersALot Karma!

GottaLaff , to random
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Via Dan Alexander:

When Trump left the White House, his aircraft fleet was in rough shape. Now it’s hauling in millions of dollars in revenue, thanks to a bit of self-dealing.

“ Shifts Nearly $5 Million Of Campaign Money Into His Private Business"

https://www.forbes.com/sites/danalexander/2024/06/12/trump-shifts-nearly-5-million-of-campaign-money-into-his-private-business/

normalguy ,
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@GottaLaff spit in the face of FEC and it is so afraid of even touching a hair of Trump. How sad!

flexghost , to random
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Let me help you out CNN, you’re not good at this

In an Ohio +29 Trump Republican district

A Democrat waiter who raised $25K to the Republican state senator’s $700K

…took 20 points from Republicans.

Thats the story.

🇺🇸

normalguy ,
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@flexghost CNN today is nothing like the old CNN. They are Fox News 2.0 wannabe. Freaking shame!

GottaLaff , to random
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No matter how you feel about Garland:

Merrick Garland: Unfounded attacks on the Justice Department must end

Gift link: https://wapo.st/4bSs0yt

normalguy ,
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@GottaLaff Talk is cheap though. Why can he do something about f’ing Alito as suggested by Raskin?

DemocracyMattersALot , to random
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" When I worked with Trump, he was a P.T. Barnum. Trump is a fraud. He is a cheat. He is a thief. He is a criminal." -- Barbara Res, a former high-level Trump Organization official

'A huge, muddy hole': Trump's Mexican resort given brutal review
https://www.rawstory.com/trump-baja-mexico/

normalguy ,
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@DemocracyMattersALot is also a rapist. He is a felon. He is a liar.

GottaLaff , to random
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Via Democracy Docket:

NEW: A right-wing media company stopped distributing and streaming the election conspiracy film "2000 Mules" and apologized to the Georgia man the movie falsely depicted as committing ballot fraud in the 2020 election.

normalguy ,
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@GottaLaff Time to sue their ass! Hold them accountable like Trump was last week.

Strandjunker , to random
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“Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal. He should not be invited to address a joint meeting of Congress.”

— Bernie Sanders

I agree 100%! How about you?

normalguy ,
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@Strandjunker 💯 %

GottaLaff , to random
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Ex- legal adviser Jenna Ellis has law license suspended https://www.axios.com/2024/05/29/trump-lawyer-jenna-ellis-colorado-license-suspended

normalguy ,
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@GottaLaff Karma!

rbreich , to random
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Impeach Justice Samuel Alito https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuHFFkezgVs&utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon

normalguy ,
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@rbreich Chuck Schumer and Dick Durbin would be so scared, naive and weak to impeach Thomas and Alito. These two m’kers just laugh all the way to the bank. 😡🤬😡🤬😡

GottaLaff , to random
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House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries called on Supreme Court Justice Samuel to recuse himself from Jan. 6 cases after news that, according to The New York Times, a second flag of a type carried by Jan. 6 rioters was displayed outside Alito’s home.

https://apnews.com/article/supreme-court-flag-stop-steal-alito-trump-1842c40b833637c981c59c3f39bc4669

normalguy ,
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@GottaLaff This is absolutely the right time for Dick Durbin to step up and do his job as the head of the Senate JC. The least he should do is to do an inquiry into the fucked up and traitorous Alito.

flexghost , to random
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MTG is trash.

Full stop.

never argue with a fool, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience — Mark Twain MTG absolutely represents her district.

normalguy ,
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@flexghost Like this POS?

GottaLaff , to random
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Pres. #Biden tweet:

Donald #Trump lost two debates to me in 2020. Since then, he hasn’t shown up for a debate.

Now he’s acting like he wants to debate me again.

Well, make my day, pal.

normalguy ,
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@GottaLaff When water isn’t wet, Sun isn’t hot and pig flies, I will believe will debate .

flexghost , to random
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: the ride: the novel

+10 points for leave a meme/take a meme
+20 points for leave a video

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A fat cat sleeping on its own balls

normalguy ,
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@flexghost Go ahead and make my day!

flexghost , to random
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So...I thought refusing a moral test was the foundation of running as a Republican

Deadline and text 8 GOP candidates can’t run as Republicans, MO judge rules. They’d refused morals test Candidate vetting in Missouri was handed a victory in court Thursday. The result is that eight candidates, all registered Republicans running for office in rural Vernon County, will not be allowed to stay on an August primary ballot as Republicans. The candidates had refused to take a “moral values” survey and undergo other vetting by the county’s Republican committee. Did they refuse to draw dicks on the images of kids on their test or just not take it outright?
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    normalguy ,
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    @flexghost Yep, because lying and no integrity are their MO.

    flexghost , to random
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    Trump had
    27 documents in his office,
    Of those
    6 Top Secret
    18 Secret
    3 Confidential
    75 documents in a storage room
    Of those
    11 Top Secret
    36 Secret
    28 Confidential

    Fuck Aileen Cannon

    Fuck Donald Trump

    Fuck every traitor in the GOP

    normalguy ,
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    @flexghost Yep, F them all! 🤬🖕

    GottaLaff , to random
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    🤢Oh geez. Sorry for TMI, but Meiselas is reporting this:

    Meiselas: What I’m hearing from credible sources is that Donald #Trump is actually farting in the courtroom… I’m hearing it from actual credible people that as he’s kind of falling asleep, he’s actually passing gas and that his lawyers are really struggling with the smell. #TrumpTrial

    normalguy ,
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    @GottaLaff What The Fart! 🤣🤣🤣

    GottaLaff , to random
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    Via Ron Filipkowski:

    State Rep who works for Charlie Kirk’s TPUSA drops out of his race for Congress today after allegations surfaced that he forged signatures on petitions to get on the ballot.

    normalguy ,
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    @GottaLaff GOP knows they can’t win so they cheat, lie and steal. Can you say the same thing about Dems? Not then. Not now. Not ever.

    GottaLaff , to random
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    Via Jesse Rodriguez:

    #Trump has to be in the courtroom every day for the duration of his criminal trial.

    "If you do not show up there will be an arrest," Judge Merchan said. #TrumpTrial

    normalguy ,
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    @GottaLaff Headliner: Defendant was jailed today because he didn’t attend the trial yesterday. He claimed he slipped on tomatoes he threw at his Trump tower’s walls last night!

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Strandjunker , to random
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    Hitler didn’t operate the gas chambers himself. But he was responsible.

    Manson didn’t kill anyone himself. But he was responsible.

    Bin Laden didn’t fly the planes himself. But he was responsible.

    Trump didn’t storm the Capitol himself. But he was responsible.

    Justice matters.

    normalguy ,
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    @Strandjunker . Not one. Not twice. At least twice. Count on it!

    GottaLaff , to random
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    Oh hell yeah.

    💪🏼
    Via Kyle Griffin:

    A proposed amendment that would formally enshrine access to in 's constitution is all but certain to appear on the November ballot after a coalition of reproductive rights advocates said they have collected the required number of signatures.

    In fact, the groups collected 100,000 more signatures than necessary.

    https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2024-election/colorado-signatures-abortion-ballot-measure-rcna147558

    normalguy ,
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    @GottaLaff I’ll go one level higher…oh FUCK yeh! (Sorry for swearing but this does deserve this level of excitement!) 🤣

    GottaLaff , to random
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    Not a modern day Jesus?

    What a racist, vile POS.

    Via Kyle Cheney:

    says on Truth Social that it would me “my great honor” to go to jail for violating Judge Merchan’s gag order and that it will make him a “modern day Nelson Mandela.”

    normalguy ,
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    @GottaLaff is a modern day POS. Period. It’s that simple.

    GottaLaff , to random
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    🏆
    Via Scott MacFarlane:

    There it is:

    Rep Gerry Connolly (D-VA), Rep Jared Moskowitz (D-FL) introduce bill to change the name of the federal prison in Miami, Florida to the Donald J. Federal Correctional Institution

    Days after House GOP members offered bill to rename Dulles Airport for Trump

    normalguy ,
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    @GottaLaff Anything you can do, I can do better. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    GottaLaff , to random
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    I'm Laffy and I approve this message.

    Via Meidas Touch:

    Rep. Connolly issues a scathing response to the House GOP proposal to rename Dulles Airport after : "Donald Trump is facing 91 felony charges. If Republicans want to name something after him, I'd suggest they find a federal prison."

    normalguy ,
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    @GottaLaff Amen! 👏👍

    You just got the Mastodon Award of the Day! 🏆

    GottaLaff , to random
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    🤐MSNBC- Judge Merchan expands the gag order in Donald 's hush money case to include family members of the court and of the DA's office

    ADDED via Kyle Griffin:

    This is a big win for Manhattan DA Alvin Bragg.

    normalguy ,
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    @GottaLaff , I dare you. I double dare you. Go ahead and say something stupid now and you’ll be brushing your teeth in the slammer.

    wdlindsy , to random
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    "The facts involving Trump are crystal clear, and as news people, we cannot pretend otherwise, as unpopular as that might be with a segment of our readers. There aren’t two sides to facts. People who say the earth is flat don’t get space on our platforms. If that offends them, so be it."

    ~ Chris Quinn, editor of Cleveland's Plain Dealer

    https://www.cleveland.com/news/2024/03/our-trump-reporting-upsets-some-readers-but-there-arent-two-sides-to-facts-letter-from-the-editor.html

    normalguy ,
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    @wdlindsy Facts hurt, especially to those who want to perpetuate lies like Republicans.

    GottaLaff , to random
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    As if we needed yet another reason to

    Via RonFilipkowski:

    Mike Johnson says if wins and Republicans expand their House majority and take the Senate, he has already spoken with Trump about making “big radical changes,”“aggressive changes” to the govt in first 100 days.

    normalguy ,
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    @GottaLaff is delusional, incompetent and idiotic. Keep your wet dream to yourself, Mike. You’ll need it in the next Congress.

    normalguy ,
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    @GottaLaff

    flexghost , to random
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    "I want to associate myself with all my colleagues both at MSNBC and at NBC News who have voiced loud and principled objections to our company putting on the payroll someone who hasn't just attacked us as journalists

    “but someone who is part of an ongoing project to get rid of our system of government."
    -Maddow on NBC hiring human trash fire Ronna McDaniel

    She’s right. This is dangerous.

    Video of Maddow from her show. I still can’t believe I agree with Chuck Todd about something

    normalguy ,
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    @flexghost

    breadandcircuses , to random
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    #SilentSunday

    normalguy ,
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    @breadandcircuses What a beautiful picture! Thx for sharing.

    GottaLaff , to random
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    should be ashamed.

    normalguy ,
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    @otownKim @GottaLaff 👏👏👏

    flexghost , to random
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    Dems are usually terrible at messaging

    But this: this is a home run.

    🇺🇸

    Video answering trumps question are you better off than you were 4 years ago illustrating trumps failure with the pandemic

    normalguy ,
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    @flexghost And you know what? This ad doesn’t lie like Republicans and Trump either. All factual information.

    GottaLaff , to random
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    Via @lolgop :

    Donald #Trump doesn’t lie to be believed.
    He lies to be repeated.

    Donald Trump doesn’t lie to be believed.
    He lies to be repeated.

    Donald Trump doesn’t lie to be believed.
    He lies to be repeated.

    Donald Trump doesn’t lie to be believed.
    He lies to be repeated.

    Donald Trump doesn’t lie to be believed.

    normalguy ,
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    @GottaLaff @lolgop You won the Mastodon Award of the Day! 🏆

    GottaLaff , to random
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    MSNBC—Former adviser Peter surrenders. Navarro speaks moments before starting to serve his four month prison sentence for contempt of Congress Ex-Trump adviser Peter Navarro reports to prison on contempt of Congress conviction https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/justice-department/ex-trump-adviser-peter-navarro-reports-prison-contempt-congress-convic-rcna144043

    normalguy ,
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    @GottaLaff Total karma!

    GottaLaff , to random
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    Omg, we just got our first nibble: Someone already wants to see the house tomorrow.

    I gotta go dust. See you later. 😁

    normalguy ,
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    @GottaLaff Good luck, Laffy! 🙏❤️

    GottaLaff , to random
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    🏆

    Via Drew Nicholas:

    Just like March 15, 2020, the TP is gone.

    Rupar:

    well i guess this logo is retired once and for all

    normalguy ,
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    @GottaLaff Was that a commercial for toilet paper?🤣

    flexghost , to random
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    What the hell is this?

    I made it 3 minutes into Katie Britt’s astonishingly bad SotU rebuttal

    Drop on the comments how far you can make it into this clip before turning it off

    Video of Katie Britt turning in her audition for Mr. Johnson’s junior class presentation of Our Town

    normalguy ,
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    @flexghost OMG, she is a US senator yet her speaking manner and demeanor are like a HS student. How sad that GOP selected her. I recalled how in depth and articulated Gov Gretchen Whitmer was when she delivered a rebuttal against Trump.

    GottaLaff , to random
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    “ state judge has tentatively ruled that nearly 6,000 Black factory workers can sue as a group for the electric vehicle maker's alleged failure to address rampant race discrimination and harassment at its Fremont plant.”
    https://www.reuters.com/legal/tesla-must-face-class-action-claims-by-6000-workers-race-bias-case-2024-02-29/

    normalguy ,
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    @GottaLaff It is about time to sue the fascist Musk!

    GottaLaff , to random
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    I'm enjoying watching so many replies from people who are sure they know all about Trump's $$, where it is, all kinds of analyses about what he has and what he doesn't.

    Guess what. Nobody knows. We don't even have the deets of his tax returns, nor do we know of all his properties and accounts.

    So let's just wait and see before hot taking this to death. It serves no purpose, unless it's just for fun, which is fine too.

    normalguy ,
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    @GottaLaff Right on! 👍

    wdlindsy , to random
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    As Tori Otten says, the Republicans have just quietly removed a piece of "key evidence" in their bogus attempt to impeach Biden: this the FBI form recording Smirnov's lies fed to him by Russian agents about Biden accepting a bribe. Otten quotes Ian Sams:

    "Lol, look what 'key evidence' just magically disappeared all the sudden from House Republicans’ impeachment inquiry website!"

    https://newrepublic.com/post/179225/james-comer-scrubs-fbi-informant-biden-impeachment-site

    normalguy ,
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    @wdlindsy

    breadandcircuses , to random
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    Strange, isn't it, that the values of real people — the things most of us truly care about — are not reflected at ALL in the values of our hegemonic capitalist consumerist culture...

    normalguy ,
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    @breadandcircuses I think these are things that normal people love to do daily.

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