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jeff

@jeff@soapbox.hackdefendr.com

A seasoned Cyber Security Analyst, excels in blue team operations and cyber defense strategies. With two decades of experience in the field, he specializes in threat detection, incident response, and network security.

Expertise lies in designing robust defense mechanisms and conducting thorough vulnerability assessments to safeguard digital assets. His proactive approach and deep understanding of cyber threats have been pivotal in fortifying the security posture of his current employer.

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jerry , to random
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Did Biden just say he cut people in half?

jeff ,
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@jerry well my sides are splitting, so he's not lying.

jerry , to random
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I’m looking forward to decrapifying my phone by uninstalling all the MDM junk tomorrow

jeff ,
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Hey @jerry so, what are your plans? Are you done CISO’ing? I hate to see things end this way and hope your old company gets hacked hard after you leave so they know that karma is a real bitch.

Anyway, let everyone know how/if we can help!

jeff ,
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@jerry may I suggest that in a few months you look at the AI startup market. I hear there are a lot of startups that have no security.

jerry , to random
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Happy Thors Day, my friends

video/mp4

jeff ,
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@jerry clever dad joke!

ElleGray , to random
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just called ai "the mediocrity machine" in a meeting and a tech bro is twitching so hard he can't even plug this into the mediocrity machine so it can tell him how to respond

jeff ,
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@ElleGray

Say this as you walk out, “Google indexed the internet, and ChatGPT plagiarized it.” - LOL that ought to be the straw that makes tech bro go POP!

@maddiefuzz

pluralistic , (edited ) to random
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For Father's Day next Sunday, my 16-y--o daughter has agreed to watch a movie of my choosing with me.

I want to get her excited about one of the movies I love, but which she's been uninterested in watching thus far.

Should it be:

jeff ,
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@pluralistic

I grew up on Rocky Horror. My brother used to act in a local (weekly) showing of it. The theater sold tickets specifically with the warning, “There will be interruptions!” … there were always interruptions.

jerry , (edited ) to random
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I upgraded infosec.exchange and infosec.space to the latest glitch. I don't think it has any new features, just a thundering herd of backend changes - let me know if you see anything odd. well, more odd than normal

jeff ,
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@jerry Is glitch still alpha v3?

Strandjunker , to random
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I need someone to explain to me why Al Franken had to resign, but Matt Gaetz is still in Congress.

Explain it to me like I’m in kindergarten.

jeff ,
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@Strandjunker

OK

A group of very insecure men and insecure women some how tricked people into voting for them and now this group of people is half in charge of Congress and are abusing their power to protect someone that is actually doing the very thing they are accusing democrats of doing. This is wrong, and is fully exposed, but nobody seems to care enough to act.

Also because: Florida

@bkahn

jerry , to random
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Working a job where everyone knows I’m leaving is a very bizarre experience

jeff ,
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@jerry Are they following you around in hooded death robes?

jeff ,
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@jerry If I read that right and if they are planning to undo all the work you did after you leave. Then I say that is pretty low of them.

You are going to be OK. If they actually stop programs you instituted and become less secure in the process...they won't be OK for long.

jeff ,
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@jerry ain't that the truth plus it is always someone else's fault.

jerry , to random
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[insert joke here about Taco Bell causing the coronal mass ejection]

jeff ,
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@jerry

Why did the sun release a Coronal Mass Ejection?

Because it ate at Taco Bell and couldn't handle the sauce!

TonyStark , to random
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I’ve said this before but apparently it hasn’t sunk in but if you say “Biden has lost my vote”, don’t expect anyone to listen to you or be surprised he’s not out gunning for it. The election is 6 months out. If there’s no way you’re voting for him, nobody fucking cares what you want.

You can enjoy likely a 7-2 or 8-1 conservative SCOTUS that will be grinding down our rights for the next generation or three. Enjoy that.

jeff ,
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@Pineywoozle

Geez. Those idiots need to educate themselves on what and who they are protesting. They think Trump will just be another bad President. They don't understand what comes next for a lot of people in this country if Trump wins.

They think the death in is bad, just wait until that same death toll comes here to the U.S.A. (The U stands for Untied in this case).

@TonyStark

bifouba , to palestine group
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Let's be clear on what it means that a famine in the technical sense is imminent for 1.1 million people in Gaza according to the Integrated Food Security Phase Classification (IPC).

One of the criteria is 2 deaths per 10,000 people from outright starvation or the interaction of malnutrition and disease... PER DAY.

The people who understand this stuff are saying that a situation is imminent where there are AT LEAST 200 starvation deaths every day.

@palestine

jeff ,
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@kinetic

Keyboard terrorist is all you are. You wouldn't last a second against me face to face.

@bifouba @palestine

jeff ,
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@drmarioMD

"There are some people that is psychopaths..."

There is also a fake MD that cannot write his sentences in proper English.

@dikleyt @rtp @bifouba @palestine @Beeks

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