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cmconseils

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International Social Media Consultant | French | Loves #Art, #Meme, #Photography, #Nature

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God forbid a man has hobbies

cmconseils , to random French
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Dinosaurs literally got taken out on the same planet we walk on today, and people still think we're invincible. You are not better than a stegosaurus

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    @ElleGray 9 euros for this is egregious

    cmconseils , to random French
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    first look at Severance Season 2!! :catjam: :pensive_party_blob: :perfect:

    Can't wait for season 2 it's been tooooo long

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    Not to be a drooling socialist cuck, but if a full day's work can't buy three square meals, 24-hour rent and utilities, a fraction of a month's clothing budget, and a reasonable portion to save for when you can no longer work comfortably, what the fuck are we doing shit for?

    cmconseils , to random French
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    🔥Hot take🔥: I'm fully embracing the generative AI revolution!

    Controversial, I know. But ever since these tools hit the scene, I've been using them non-stop to fuel my work – from finding leads to crafting engaging social media posts.

    Let's be real: How else am I supposed to come up with fresh content for clients who sell things like air conditioners or military-grade tablets? When there's zero news or info to work with, producing two posts a week can be a serious struggle.

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    Enter the AI cavalry: ChatGPT, Bing Copilot, Gemini – they've all become my trusty sidekicks.

    Now I can actually keep up with the workload, even as my agency keeps piling on new clients (without a raise, naturally) and refuses to hire more staff.

    Bottom line: AI is making my job a whole lot easier. Sorry, not sorry. 🤷‍♂️

    cmconseils , to random French
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    My friend got a tattoo on his arm that says "comparison is the thief of joy" and I'm really debating getting the same tattoo on my arm but a little bit bigger

    cmconseils , to random French
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    The first 3 letters of 'Sweden' and 'Denmark' spell out 'Sweden.'

    The remaining letters spell out 'Denmark.'

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    “Let me in, there’s a man in the forest”

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    If you aren’t happy single, you won’t be happy in a relationship.

    Happiness comes from video games, not relationships.

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    As a woman, I just want the same rights as a rattlesnake.

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    Are you really an introvert or were you just ignored every time you used to talk and now you just prefer being quiet?

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    Welcome to adulthood, where you'll be constantly tired except for when it's time to go to sleep.

    cmconseils , to random French
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    We put round pizza in a square box and eat it in triangles.

    cmconseils , to random French
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    "You get more conservative when you get older" only really worked for the generations that got RICHER as they got older.
    The real truth was always just "You get more selfish the more money you have".

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    In a country with a functioning democratic system and a somewhat healthy political culture, anyone uttering such dangerous nonsense would be shunned and ostracized, a party elevating them would not be considered a viable option by anyone but an extremist fringe.

    America, however, evidently has neither.

    cmconseils ,
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    @tzimmer_history and the people who vote for him

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    And you wont change my mind.

    cmconseils , to random French
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    How to be an adult:

    • have a bag of cords
    • have a gift bag full of gift bags
    • have a plastic bag full of plastic bags
    • have bags under your eyes
    cmconseils , to random French
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    "What inspires u to get out of bed every day?"
    Me: my bladder mostly

    cmconseils , to random
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    Man goes to his doctor and says "doctor, I think I'm losing my hearing".
    Doctor says. "can you describe the symptoms for me"
    Man replies "sure. Homer is fat and bald, marge has tall blue hair..."

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    Video Games in the 80s: Run! Jump! Eat this flower! Collect the coins!

    Video Games Now: You are a broken man, haunted by the choices you've made. You do not fear the sweet embrace of death, but you still have unfinished business.

    cmconseils , to random
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    I feel the need to explain something to the generation that does not remember, or never saw, a world where one person with a high school education could support a family of 5 Comfortably.
    This was real. For millions of US families. It was normal.
    It was stolen from you.

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