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A candid mess.

‘I don’t feel like writing what I have just written, nor do I feel like erasing it.’ —Kierkegaard

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ElleGray , to random
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him: I get knocked down, I get back up again

me: classic mistake

argonaut ,
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@ElleGray rookie mistake. now, my master is the mighty opossum.

ElleGray , to random
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    argonaut ,
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    @ElleGray i think most prepared purchased food, frozen or not, has gone the same route

    ElleGray , to random
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    just called ai "the mediocrity machine" in a meeting and a tech bro is twitching so hard he can't even plug this into the mediocrity machine so it can tell him how to respond

    argonaut ,
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    @ElleGray it is a more precise definition than you probably think.

    it also speaks volumes of us from how taken we are by it and how much attention we dedicate to it.

    GottaLaff , to random
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    Thank you so so much for all your well wishes.

    I’m still recouping, although much better, but had a weird (very short) moment yesterday due to stress, so I’m still not fully online yet. I’m okay, just need to take my time.

    So I will post breaking news alerts, but if I don’t reply, again, please understand. I do try to go back and read replies and “like” them as an acknowledgement. I hate for anyone to feel ignored.

    See you later.

    argonaut ,
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    @GottaLaff we understand, take care of yourself as well as you usually take care of our newsy needs.

    lowqualityfacts , to random
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    Personally, I'm a fan of Hawaiian pizza.
    https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

    argonaut ,
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    @lowqualityfacts
    it’s ironic that you have become a hig quality low quality facts account due to your almost perfect score of low quality facts. i think you should sprinkle low quality truths now and then so your facts are not so high quality in low quality.

    RikerGoogling Bot , to random
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    why do you need a towel in space

    argonaut ,
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    @RikerGoogling @JustFrank

    https://scifi.stackexchange.com/questions/11716/why-does-arthur-dent-need-to-bring-a-towel-with-him-in-the-film-version-of-hitc#11719

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    RikerGoogling Bot , to random
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    bad back safe ways to sit down

    argonaut ,
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    @RikerGoogling

    lowqualityfacts , to random
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    I was once again mistaken for a bot, so here's a picture of me and my girlfriend in the beautiful state of West Virginia. It's a lot like Virginia, but with less east.

    argonaut ,
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    @lowqualityfacts this is exactly what a bot would say… 🤔

    RikerGoogling Bot , to random
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    are the gop a hostile species

    argonaut ,
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    @RikerGoogling @lisamelton
    No, they’re just elephants that went rogue.

    futurebird , (edited ) to random
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    This ant cartoon by falseknees over on tumblr really captures what I think it's like to be an ant.

    Everyone is busy. No one really knows what they are doing.

    https://www.tumblr.com/falseknees/747594384451813376?source=share

    A four panel hand drawn comic strip. The first two panels. A small brown ant, looks at a grain of rice and asks her sister who is carrying a leaf "Hey do you know where to put this stuff?" the ant with the leaf replies "sorry I actually don't know either" she replies "k thanks" around them other ants are hurrying by carrying things with purpose. Drawing of the ant's face, the ant looks surprised, shocked. Mandibles slightly open.
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    argonaut ,
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    @futurebird @lisamelton
    I think it really captures what it’s like to work for a corporation.

    (And now I realise we’re probably saying the same thing).

    argonaut ,
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    @futurebird @lisamelton

    (Also, “Everybody is busy. No one knows what they’re doing”reminded me of George Constanza).

    GottaLaff , to random
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    Not a modern day Jesus?

    What a racist, vile POS.

    Via Kyle Cheney:

    says on Truth Social that it would me “my great honor” to go to jail for violating Judge Merchan’s gag order and that it will make him a “modern day Nelson Mandela.”

    argonaut ,
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    @JaneDoeTheFirst @MeanMO @GottaLaff @KFvMalssen @ReedsDad so a rhetorical question? Clever.

    That makes me think it’d be great to have a general indicator (i.e. RQ) of rhetoricalism in replies.

    GottaLaff , to random
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    Sorry if I'm not replying. Busy!

    We may put offer on a house in Canada that we have yet to see except in photos & vid.

    Our kids are up there to see it Sat. when it lists for real, getting lots of interest, it will sell & we still need to drive up, which takes 3 days (we don't fly w Hammy), so we gotta move FAST.

    Ack! No pressure, right?

    FYI: Finding a house in Port Moody is needle/haystack, so it's crunch time. Our agent =🥇

    No, we haven't sold ours yet.

    We leave TOMORROW!

    argonaut ,
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    @GottaLaff Love it. Inspiring.

    flexghost , to random
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    ** IT’S HERE! FRIDAY NIGHT MUSIC THREAD ON **

    Tonight’s theme is:

    🌈❀🛼 70s ⍟🎙🌈

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    🎵 Post music from the outta sight 70s (any genre, no remixes) along with what you’re drinking 🎶
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    Candy came from out on the Island
    In the back room she was everybody's darling
    But she never lost her head
    Even when she was giving head

    She says, "Hey, babe
    Take a walk on the wild side"

    🍷 Lou Reed - Walk on the Wild Side + Rusty Nail🍸

    Post often • share • make some friends

    Video with still of Lou Reed album cover. Name a more diverse decade than the 70s

    argonaut ,
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    @flexghost @lisamelton

    “One Of These Days” (Meddle), by Pink Floyd; wee dram of Lagavulin. Slàinte.

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=raV_A8YcBu0

    lowqualityfacts , to random
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    My goal isn't for Mastodon to replace Twitter.

    My goal is for the Fediverse to attack and dethrone God.

    argonaut ,
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    @lowqualityfacts both goals aim to a fictional character.

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