lowqualityfacts ,
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I wish I could unlearn this.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

kellogh ,
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@lowqualityfacts yep! right at the sternum. most heart disease is caused by toenail fungus

theprivacydad ,
@theprivacydad@social.linux.pizza avatar

@lowqualityfacts That explains constipation. Your internal nails are crossed!

Wufflekins ,
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@lowqualityfacts This cannot be true, as my thumbs have been proven to be made out of wool.

shanesemler ,
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@lowqualityfacts This is Cronenberg-esque levels of body horror.

SouthFresh ,
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@lowqualityfacts hey guys! You know those between-your-ribs pains that pop when you breathe in deeply? That's your fingernails and toenails reconnecting internally! Pop!

Dtl ,
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@lowqualityfacts it's true, but so horrifying that CT and MRI scans are edited to hide that fact before anyone sees them.

DocVoitane ,
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@lowqualityfacts I’m not sure why I find this idea so disturbing but I do.

anthropy ,
@anthropy@mastodon.derg.nz avatar

@lowqualityfacts I mean there's bit of squishy mass between but technically speaking your skeletal system is one whole, nails are bone structures, teeth are bone structures, one could argue your nails and teeth are the skeleton inside you trying to escape 💀

nikatjef ,
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@lowqualityfacts
Well that explains all the creaking, cracking, and popping my body makes when I get up the mornin... Now if I could just figure out the moaning sound in the mornin I will be all set.

BangClankBoom ,
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@lowqualityfacts Hehe natural rebar.

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