Simon

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Now that DuckDuckGo is out. Give me your search prompts and I'll answer them as best I can. That includes images (based on what I have saved on my PC). So what is it you wish to know or see?

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Simon ,

Is squirt pee

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Urban myth. How often are we gonna keep reposting this bullshit.

Simon ,

I mean, it would be an order of magnitude more work to grow all the food and build the (subpar in comparison) amenities I need to survive. But I guess then I would just be a slave to nature. You can't escape.

Simon ,

There is literally nothing better about the clientele of this platform than reddit except people are nicer and probably less miserable on average in the comments. If anything its users are less socialized and more insular - e.g. I use linux server extensively for work where it controls most of the internet, but most of the hot takes here about linux here are beyond stupid. If anything, between Lemmy and reddit, the users here are even more convinced they're knowledgeable and infallible connoisseurs, if that's even possible. So when fallout does happen, it's generally more ugly.

Also, the bear thing is not controversial - except with infantile man-children. Those people don't get to represent a demographic.

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Laugh's in mule

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Think I'm gonna be taking the solidarity approach pretty soon. Humanity is truly a cancer.

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Just an FYI in case you don't follow Cloud news but Google has deleted customers accounts on multiple occasions and has been for literal years. This time they just did it to someone large enough to make the news. I work in SRE and no longer recommend GCP to anyone.

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We're confused? Why do you talk for other people like that's somehow authorative ngl. Not a great thing to insult the intelligence of a whole group with the 'I think' line.

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There you go again dropping huge reaches as if they were facts. Doubt many people here give two flying shits about hexbear.

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Posting rent-free in his mind

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I made this massive playlist which you should DEFINITELY not listen to if you're easily offended.

Teenager finds ‘holy grail’ Lego octopus from 1997 spill off Cornwall coast ( www.theguardian.com )

The octopus is one of nearly 5m Lego pieces that fell into the sea in 1997 when a storm hit a cargo ship 20 miles off Land’s End, Cornwall. While 352,000 pairs of flippers, 97,500 scuba tanks, and 92,400 swords went overboard, the octopuses are considered the most prized finds as only 4,200 were onboard.

Simon ,

So, if this is in fact from 1997 it would have been on the beach a long time. I myself have beach-combed legos and the ABS is in no way nearly as good condition as this when it's been out to see a while.

Simon ,

My unemployed ass every day

Simon OP , (edited )

That's great! because a surprising amount of research was done (way more than anticipated). You will learn some crazy things by studying this. All elements are in solid form at STP so for the gasses that's in the range of -200 C. Someone suggested doing a version with liquid and gas enemas but you know? I'm just not that dedicated (yet)

Simon OP ,

The only reason it's red actually is because of burns and irritation to mucus membranes. It's far less dangerous than most. So yellow would probably make more sense.

Simon OP ,

The assumption is that all elements are in solid form at STP and crumbly/unwieldly elements have a suitable binding agent. Or you know, determination I guess?

Simon OP ,

I was informed by someone that elemental iodine is actually toxic when not in salt form. Could be true/false?

Simon OP , (edited )

Right. Most stable isotope. Note that the green still says 'probably'... all bets are off.

I know it's totally not obvious but Rektal damage was meme for "you would probably die". Pretty sure 90% of these cause rectal damage.

Simon OP ,

Yeah I think gasses in the rectum have several severe issues that liquids don't have. Mostly because liquids don't exert pressure. Could get pretty in-depth.

Simon OP , (edited )

Hey man. I think the rules are kind of flexible here. I'm not the dildo police.

Edit: Personally I'd say 'binding agent' could mean the most pure alloy you can make a dildo out of.

Simon OP ,

I'll add it to the potential update list. Lead used to be green and then somebody convinced me to make it yellow and yeah..

Simon OP ,

Brave

Simon OP , (edited )

Here's some interesting ones that I don't think anyone's asked yet so far

The two CIA ones? Only elements with an unenriched isotope that can reach critical mass (and don't instantly disappear). You'd need only a few dildos to make a nuclear bomb. The anal probe and CIA disappearing is literal.

Borat is in this diagram

Starting with Potassium the Alkalis become basically explosive to water and get progressively more reactive. If you haven't covered it yet this is because their valence shells get weaker the heavier you go.

Hydrogen and Helium so far basically cannot exist in solid form at STP in any appreciable amount.

Simon OP ,

Literally yes. Then do nitrous oxide. And then sulphur hexaflouride.

Simon OP , (edited )

You're right, wikipedia prices are way outdated. Unenriched isotopes aren't blue 'cause I'm assuming they'd let you live.

Edit: I couldn't find the reason for that, someone just told me to make it yellow. Back to green it goes.

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Updated

Simon OP ,

I think the whole lanthanide row could use a review by an "expert". Sparse information on relative toxicity and relative radiated energy and immediate effects on mucus membranes. Someone still in school ask their prof and show them this diagram.

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You goin to Guantanamo but almost certainly alive. If you knew how to make quantities of Curium and Calorfinium though.. yeah you're dead or not coming out of a cardboard box.

Simon OP ,

Waifu pillows?

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Not differentiated whether it's red, yellow or white phosphorus so it defaults to the hurty one lol

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Actually I'll make it the very first split color. Exciting.

Simon OP , (edited )

Pain must be relatively immediate to qualify for owe, my ass. Some of the yellow ones are insidious killers indeed.

Edit: I'm making the distinction that I'll make ones that cause relatively guaranteed death purple.

Simon OP ,

Indeed. So if we go with every element at STP it's pretty boring. All the gasses just become green except flourine and there's some minute changes. I felt this way was more interesting and would get people asking more questions.

Simon OP , (edited )

The spelling mistake has been left in for ambiance

EDIT: I was outvoted! Apparently we want to 'improve the legitimacy' of this document or something

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For the nobel prize ones they'd all be purple with a couple red so I'm gonna avoid cluttering up the graph too much.

Simon OP ,

I'll need to see a video of it igniting without an oxygen providing intermediary - haven't been able to find one.

Simon OP , (edited )

It's the title of the category!

Edit: Not anymore :(

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With *solid Helium

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Pretty hard to make a dildo out of gas 🤔 Unless you're a cloud?

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Solid state gasses are in the range of -200C

Simon OP ,

Let's see your oxygen dildo 🤔

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Never because this is the resolution paint.net shat this abomination out at.

Simon OP ,

"Can I Put it in my Ass?" 8K AI UPSCALED (from jpeg)

https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/pictrs/image/4944867c-f61b-4bc5-83f0-3ece6158b406.jpeg

Simon , (edited )

That's hilarious because me and my brother licked lead fishing weights for fun as a child. It's probably why I'm retarded.

Can someone make one for suitability as dildo material?

Edit: Here it is, chumps

https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/pictrs/image/c030e541-0487-4e4a-a866-b13ebfea2a0b.jpeg

Simon ,

I guess it's only implied but any liquid is inserted as a solid - e.i. below its melting point. It's assumed anything crumbly has a suitable binding agent.

A few of them are definitely wrong as has been pointed out to me but I'm glad we're all learning about science!

Simon , (edited )

There are a bunch wrong. Feel free to go crazy with it.

Edit: NEW VERSION IS UP Yay

Simon ,

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