Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Is this actually any different from the licking chart? 🤔

BrundleFly2077 ,

This should definitely be its own website. High-res when? 😋

Simon OP ,

Never because this is the resolution paint.net shat this abomination out at.

Simon OP ,

"Can I Put it in my Ass?" 8K AI UPSCALED (from jpeg)

https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/pictrs/image/4944867c-f61b-4bc5-83f0-3ece6158b406.jpeg

BrundleFly2077 ,

Simon@lemmy.dbzer0.com is the best of us. The best of our best, the best that each of us will ever build or ever love. So pray for this Guardian of our growth and choose him well, for if he be not truly blessed, then our designs are surely frivolous and our future but a tragic waste of hope. Bless our best and adore for he doth bear our measure to the Cosmos.

radiofreeval ,
@radiofreeval@hexbear.net avatar

You can put oxygen up your ass though

Andromxda ,
@Andromxda@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Nitrogen and noble gases shouldn't be a problem either

Simon OP ,

Pretty hard to make a dildo out of gas 🤔 Unless you're a cloud?

Andromxda ,
@Andromxda@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Yeah but why would it cause rectal damage?

toiletobserver ,

Solid = ice, very cold ice

Simon OP ,

Solid state gasses are in the range of -200C

Andromxda ,
@Andromxda@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I mean, yeah, you're right. I didn't take it as literally. The original comment said:

You can put oxygen up your ass though

That's what I was thinking about, just grab a gas cylinder and a hose, shove it up your ass and open the valve.

Turun ,

Missing a few more "hello there"s, unless this is what floats your boat:

a 12in diameter, 2m long Crystal of silicon (not silicone), made for semiconductor manufacturing

(Human for scale)

TheOakTree ,

Silicon is not silicone, so that spot is not correct...

Unless you're talking about using one of these fuckers:

https://www.powerwaywafer.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/silicon-crystal.jpg

Big_Bob ,
@Big_Bob@hexbear.net avatar

If it glows, it goes. (Up my ass)

Mr_Fish ,

It's not called ARSEnic for nothing

devilish666 ,

So... you're saying it's okay to put uranium in my ass but not oxygen ??

Nom , (edited )
@Nom@lemm.ee avatar

Don't think it's limited to oxygen.

Simon OP ,

Let's see your oxygen dildo 🤔

devilish666 ,

Already wearing it but you can't see it

Zehzin , (edited )
@Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

This assumes the dildo must be solid. I think as scientists we need to think outside the box (and ass)

Simon OP ,

Indeed. So if we go with every element at STP it's pretty boring. All the gasses just become green except flourine and there's some minute changes. I felt this way was more interesting and would get people asking more questions.

BlueKey ,
@BlueKey@kbin.run avatar

All gasses except Flourine become green?
You must have really Chad mucus membranes to deal with Chlorine and Bromine.

anarchyrabbit ,

Where can I see each of the dildos?

psmgx ,

Arsenic is maybe not?

Simon OP , (edited )

Pain must be relatively immediate to qualify for owe, my ass. Some of the yellow ones are insidious killers indeed.

Edit: I'm making the distinction that I'll make ones that cause relatively guaranteed death purple.

cobysev ,

I think you mean "ow." The word "owe" has a different meaning, not related to pain.

Simon OP , (edited )

The spelling mistake has been left in for ambiance

EDIT: I was outvoted! Apparently we want to 'improve the legitimacy' of this document or something

Taleya ,

Eh, you'll shit it back out

Bloobish ,

Please always ensure whatever element you use has a stable base larger than the insertion point

Imgonnatrythis ,

You know magnesium can ignite with exposure to moisture yes?

Nom ,
@Nom@lemm.ee avatar

Damn it stop giving em more kinks

Simon OP ,

I'll need to see a video of it igniting without an oxygen providing intermediary - haven't been able to find one.

Imgonnatrythis ,

So ok if you don't fart/queef?

Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In ,

What is the methane to oxygen ratio of a fart?

Imgonnatrythis ,

Varies relative to the cheese To taco ratio within the past 48h.

SubArcticTundra ,
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

Damn imagine putting mercury up there. I don't think your sphincter could hold it

spicytuna62 , (edited )
@spicytuna62@lemmy.world avatar

If the dildo were chilled to -40°...

Zehzin ,
@Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

But then your body heat would slowly melt it and lube yourself with heavy poison

spicytuna62 ,
@spicytuna62@lemmy.world avatar

Honestly, there are worse ways to go.

AtariDump ,

Like trying to get an abortion in a red state?

Heyooo!!!

SubArcticTundra ,
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

Nooo, please don't remind me of politics (Although funny comment I admit)

nymwit ,

hey it says "in" not "up". Just gotta lay down or maybe go inverted.

smeg ,

Owe, my ass

What do you owe your ass (other than an apology)?

slazer2au ,

More like pain rather than an apology.

cobysev ,

I thought it was just a typo on the chart, but then OP used it in a comment here as well.

Simon OP , (edited )

It's the title of the category!

Edit: Not anymore :(

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