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Evil incarnate. But often your most economical option. Mostly here for levity.

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lowqualityfacts , to random
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Being famous sounds hard.

CheapPontoon ,
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@lowqualityfacts
Ratstomper

Tim_Eagon , to cbb group
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It’s both sad and fitting that Bill Walton died at the conclusion of the PAC-12. @cbb

CheapPontoon ,
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@Tim_Eagon @cbb
Aw. I loved the way he talked.

lowqualityfacts , to random
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Wow, that's crazy.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

CheapPontoon ,
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@lowqualityfacts
For some reason I thought it took 40,000 almonds plus a virgin.

GottaLaff , to random
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#TrumpTrial started earlier than I did today. Grabbing coffee, starting THREAD HERE🧵1/… #Trump #legal

Here’s the list of Trump’s allies attending his trial today:

AG Alan Wilson
Rep. Eric Burlison
Rep. Andrew Clyde
Rep. Mary Miller
Rep. Keith Self
John Coale
Alan Dershowitz
Will Scharf
Steve Witkoff
Bernie Kerik
Kash Patel
Vernon Jones
Jerry Kassar
Chuck Zito

CheapPontoon ,
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@GottaLaff

RolloTreadway , to random
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I've mentioned that I'm getting a new boss, and new boss is not going to be replacing old boss directly - they'll be going into a newly created role (because of an organisational restructure).

The proposed job description has been sent around our team for feedback before the vacancy is published. Would it be wrong for me to suggest that a key responsibility for this new role is:

"Let the quality improvement person get on with their job, leave them alone, and stop inviting them to fucking meetings all the time"

CheapPontoon ,
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@RolloTreadway

Anonymously, of course. They'll never know it was you! 😀

breadandcircuses , to random
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Corporate America says…

“Please celebrate Earth Day🌲🙏🌎 and then GO SHOPPING! Buy more cheap disposable plastic products!!”

CheapPontoon ,
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@breadandcircuses

I was on my city's Earth Day planning committee for the park celebration and we couldn't find a beer vendor who would serve in aluminum cups.

GottaLaff , to random
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“Takes Aim at ’s SpaceX’s Tax-Free Ride in American Airspace

President Biden wants companies that use American airspace for rocket launches to start paying taxes into a federal fund that finances the work of air traffic controllers.”

Gift link: https://www.nytimes.com/2024/04/04/us/politics/spacex-biden-musk-taxes.html?unlocked_article_code=1.h00.c-DE.Kb-no1tm7Iqj&smid=nytcore-ios-share&referringSource=articleShare

CheapPontoon ,
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@GottaLaff
I’d like if he was required to contribute to a fund for space junk cleanup .

CheapPontoon , to random
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I’m no expert on Christian theology, but Maundy Thursday sounds close enough to Fat Tuesday, I think I know what to do tonight.

The Last Supper had a good bit of wine drinking, right?

GottaLaff , to random
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“ Widens His Financial Lead Over

New federal filings on Wednesday showed the president’s campaign with a nearly $40 million advantage over the Trump campaign at the end of last month.”

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/03/20/us/politics/trump-biden-campaign-finance.html?smid=nytcore-ios-share&referringSource=articleShare

CheapPontoon ,
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@GottaLaff
I'd like to know what portion of Trump's campaign expenses are legal.

GottaLaff , to random
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“ asked Elon if he wanted to buy Truth Social
The idea went nowhere, but the former president and the billionaire X owner have continued to communicate more than was previously known”
https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2024/03/12/trump-musk-truth-social-sale/

CheapPontoon ,
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@GottaLaff
Musk isn't gonna pay that price unless he's guaranteed some even bigger tax breaks for Tesla.

GottaLaff , to random
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#WompWomp

#SupremeCourt declines to undo sanctions on pro-#Trump 2020 campaign lawyers - #SCOTUS #legal https://apple.news/A13Ge5nVdSHGokro653BsSQ

CheapPontoon ,
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@GottaLaff Cheeto will put them on the Supreme Court if he gets back in office.

lowqualityfacts , to random
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I fear that Gwyneth might not be as relatable as she thinks she is.

CheapPontoon ,
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@lowqualityfacts
“I am who I am. I can’t pretend to be somebody who makes $25,000 a year.” -- Gwyneth Paltrow

https://thoughtcatalog.com/nico-lang/2013/09/45-hilariously-ridiculous-gwyneth-paltrow-quotes-that-will-make-you-want-to-punch-something/

GottaLaff , to random
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OMFG. I'd never heard it before either, Robbie.

Via Emptywheel:

This is actually one of Roger Stone's favorite slurs against women. He has used it against me at least once.

" told her: 'See you next Tuesday' – a phrase that is often used as a derogatory euphemism directed at women." https://www.cnn.com/2024/02/01/politics/roberta-kaplan-donald-trump-deposition-maralago/index.html

As for , here's what he tweeted to me in 2014, among other things::

CheapPontoon ,
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@GottaLaff

He REALLY needs a comeuppance.

wdlindsy , to random
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Jonathan V. Last looks at what Greg Abbott and Ken Paxton are doing in Texas to create a stand-off with the federal government at the border and rightly concludes:

"Donald Trump isn’t the only force trying to push America into constitutional crisis."

https://plus.thebulwark.com/p/whats-the-matter-with-texas

CheapPontoon ,
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@wdlindsy

I guess we'll give up on fixing Kansas and move on to not fixing Texas. 😀

https://a.co/d/8zoxFr5

lowqualityfacts , to random
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Wow.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

CheapPontoon ,
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@lowqualityfacts
61% don’t know what a township is.

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