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BobbyNevada , in xkcd #2944: Magnet Fishing

I like the idea of magnet fishing, but it seems like you just pick up metal trash.

Dagnet ,

Once I went magnet fishing in a grate near my school's cafeteria, managed to get a lot of coins which felt like being rich as a kid

Agent641 ,

Y'all have magnetic coins?

Dagnet ,

Yep, my bluetooth earbuds charging case gets some coins stuck on it every time I place change in my pocket

BassaForte ,
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So at best, you find something rare and valuable, and at worst, you're removing trash from the waterways. What's not to love?

Deebster ,
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But occasionally you find $100000.

samus12345 , in xkcd #2944: Magnet Fishing
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Very Far Side.

RustyNova , in xkcd #2944: Magnet Fishing

Sad we don't see more of it, but it just didn't catch on.

At the same time the industry does a lot of bait and switch, so I understand

randomaccount43543 OP , in xkcd #2944: Magnet Fishing
davidgro ,

Nice. I actually missed a couple of the puns.

ChickenLadyLovesLife , in xkcd #2943: Unsolved Chemistry Problems

It stands for "piled".

p5yk0t1km1r4ge , in xkcd #2943: Unsolved Chemistry Problems
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It stands for peeps mcgoo

RememberTheEnding , in xkcd #2943: Unsolved Chemistry Problems

I assumed it was rho (ρ) of hydrogen since rho is used for density...

overload , in xkcd #2943: Unsolved Chemistry Problems

Isn't it Potential of Hydrogen?

Dagwood222 ,

That's what I was taught back in 6th Grade.

callcc ,

Same for me

Dagwood222 ,

The funny thing is that I intellectually knew that there were plenty of non-English speaking scientists, but that knowledge was never considered.

overload ,

For what it's worth, my job is as an analytical chemist, dealing with pH readings every single day, and I've always thought this was correct.

Dagwood222 ,

Are We Smarter Than A 5th Grader?

assassin_aragorn ,

Something like that. It's an incredibly weird term.

Puttaneska , (edited ) in xkcd #2943: Unsolved Chemistry Problems

They told me at school that ‘p’ meant ‘negative log’. So ‘pH’ means ‘the negative log of the concentration of Hydrogen ions in moles/litre’.

pH 1 is 1 x 10^-1^ (strong acid)

pH 7 is 1 x 10^-7^ (neutral)

pH 14 is 1 x 10^-14^ (alkaline)

(Chemistry was a long time ago, though)

Speculater , (edited )
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The xkcd breaks it down for us, basically we don't know because the person who coined the term never specified what it was. It's either: puissance, potens, or potenz. Which means potency in French, Dutch Danish and German, the three languages the scientists published in.

Dagwood222 ,

I was taught it meant 'potential' but that was 6th Grade in the US, so I guess it was all a lie.

Bumblefumble ,

Dutch and Danish are not the same language. So yeah, the Danish scientist published in Danish, not Dutch.

Speculater ,
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Oh shit, my bad lol.

nodiet ,

Can the term potency also be used to refer to the exponent in English? Because that is what is meant by the terms in the other languages and I haven't come across that usage of the word potency in English

Speculater ,
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I think that's accurate, the exponent is what it's referring to, but the pedantic types are worried about what the p literally means.

Puttaneska ,

Thank you. I think the decades-old chemistry-class flashback distracted me from thoroughly absorbing the full post!

Wizard_Pope ,
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You're missing a 4 in the alkaline line

Puttaneska ,

Thank you (4 now added!)

arken , in xkcd #2943: Unsolved Chemistry Problems

This one is easy. As we know from words like "photon" and "triumph", "pH" is actually pronounced "f".

kralk ,

I wanted to make that joke 😟

LodeMike , in xkcd #2943: Unsolved Chemistry Problems

Power

randomaccount43543 OP , in xkcd #2943: Unsolved Chemistry Problems
Kit ,

You need a 4 year degree to understand the wall of text in that explanation.

SpaceNoodle ,

I was about to say "not really," but then I remembered that I have a couple of those, so yeah, probably.

whodatdair ,
StupidBrotherInLaw ,

I really hope you're joking. It's written with high school level vocabulary at most.

Speculater ,
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It appears that an individual's heuristic analytical mechanism is engendering a subversion of their affective response system, resulting in epistemic determinations that lack substantiation from the linguistic parameters prevalent within the upper two quartiles of the demographic distribution.

DScratch ,

We’ve become exceedingly efficient at it.

swab148 ,
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Fr ong

SpaceNoodle ,

Thank you, Mr. Data.

umbrella ,
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exactly

FiniteBanjo ,

Exponents and Logarithms can be first taught in Middle School in many places, but sometimes get revisited during Calculus in AP High School or at University level.

JASN_DE ,

Explainexplainxkcd.com when?

Sorse ,
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s0n

Venat0r , in xkcd #2940: Modes of Transportation

Airliners should be below boats for convenience 😂 just because of airport security and bag collection...

Venat0r ,

Oh, and because you have to get to the airport first with some other means of travel and then get to the terminal...

brbposting OP ,

Airplane least convenient for travel from bedroom to kitchen

Walking least convenient for travel to Antarctica

Venat0r ,

Iduno, travelling to Antarctica might be more difficult with skis than walking 😂

I_Fart_Glitter , (edited ) in xkcd #2942: Fluid Speech

hɒʔpteɪdəʊ

GTG3000 , in xkcd #2942: Fluid Speech

And in my case, it'd be more like /gna/. And yes I do pronounce the "t" in hot potato.

Deebster OP ,
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You pronounce the t in hot and then pronounce the p of potato?

GTG3000 ,

Yeah. If I try going faster, it turns into "ht'ptayto". Like a hard stop with tongue against the roof of the mouth before the teeth.

Although admittedly, this is self-reporting.

Deebster OP ,
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I'm sitting here trying to replicate what that sounds like from your description and I've only succeeding in sounding like a madman.

GTG3000 ,

Different accents, then.

ZDL ,
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If you're a native-level speaker, no you don't. You think you do. Assimilation is a real thing and is a huge part of all native language. NOBODY pronounces the way they think (and often loudly claim) that they do.

Just like the people who claim they don't have a "j" sound in "could you".

Dozzi92 ,
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My six year old daughter is getting the hanging of the spelling and whatnot, but earlier on in her Kindergarten year, words like "driver," to her, started with a J. I had never thought about it, but it absolutely (at least in our NJ dialect) has a J sound, because, as you say, we all talk fucked up (paraphrasing).

ZDL ,
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Sandhi is an amazing area of study. It's doubly fun in tonal languages: all the confusion of atonal languages with an added layer of shitfuckery.

GTG3000 ,

Well, the only way to check beyond me muttering at myself would be to have a recording of me talking casually about hot potatoes :D

And yeah, I definitely pronounce "could you" as "couja" when relaxed. Hanging out with people from different countries makes you pretty conscious about your accent some times. Mostly when half the voice chat can't understand what you just said and the other half can't understand why they're having an issue.

ZDL ,
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Sandhi is a real thing. (Source: I had to study this shit to teach pronunciation classes.)

It took me WEEKS to recognize that what I thought I was saying and what noises I was actually making are completely and utterly different. There's often no relationship (like "coodja" for "could you" or "chrain" for "train") between the intended sound and the actual sound ... but since everybody does it you don't notice until its forced into your face. The only time you make distinct sounds as per the "official" description (and even then not as often as you think: I submit "train" once again as evidence) is when you're deliberately speaking slowly and distinctly. Which is almost never (and comes across as condescending in actual interaction).

Weeks, I say again. WEEKS. And this was under constant training that included the playback of what we'd actually said showing us what we were doing. The denial is embedded deeply in our psyche.

bitwaba ,

I'd say part of this is the intended / official descriptipn isn't actually that. The spoken word existed first, then someone tried to capture that spoken word using a finite list of characters and character combinations that map back to phenomes. The written word isn't phonetically accurate to the letters it is composed of, and the written word is just close approximation of the spoken word itself.

ZDL ,
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That is absolutely correct. Writing isn't language, in fact. Language is instinctual and barring severe brain damage, everybody on planet Earth learns to communicate in at least once. (Sign languages are language. Indeed they're an extension of body language.)

Writing is an attempted encoding of language (and not a very good one, given how much is lost in written form vs. in-person communication!) and is a skill that takes a lot of time and effort to learn. Writing is not instinctual in the slightest.

GTG3000 ,

Yeah, as I said my awareness is just "people make fun of my accent some times" (and I make fun right back, it's that kind of a friend group).

kaffiene ,

How do you know that no-one enunicates the t sound? I just asked my partner to say hot potato and she definitely does.

ZDL , (edited )
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You're skewing the results by a bad test.

Don't "ask your partner" to say a particular word or phrase. The very act of asking that will have changed results. (This is experiment design 101 stuff here!) Ask her to read a lot of stuff that has "hot potato" in it in various places. (We tend to use sandhi in flowing streams of speech, not isolated clips.) Or, ideally, engage her in conversation and get her to say "hot potato" naturally as an organic outgrowth of the conversation.

But ... make sure you record what she says. Your own brain, as a listener, fills in stuff that's not there while removing stuff that is. You have to play it back, concentrating on only the sounds, not the words, and do it repeatedly, ideally isolating this one phoneme at a time.

Really, sandhi is a thing, and it's a thing that literally every native speaker of every language in the world uses. There is variance by dialect, naturally (entire phones vanish or come out of nothing from dialect to dialect), but some elements of sandhi (like consonant assimilation) happen no matter what your dialect unless you're specifically concentrating on having it not happen.

kaffiene ,

I don't need to, i know she that correctly. There are definitely words we pronounce incorrectly but nit that one. You and the OP are conflating your local experience for a global one. I don't live in the US, we enunciate differenrly

ZDL ,
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Look at the flags on my ID (not to mention the name in the middle).

I do not live in the USA either.

And trust me, unless you're some kind of very weird outlier (and if you are, GO TO THE NEAREST UNIVERSITY'S LINGUISTICS DEPARTMENT IMMEDIATELY because you're literally a dozen different Ph.D. theses in a single pair of people!) you use sandhi if you're a native speaker. Period. You can no more avoid this than you can avoid being pulled toward the centre of the planet Earth.

This is something that is well-researched. "I talked to my partner" doesn't even qualify as anecdote!

kaffiene ,

Bullshit

Dozzi92 ,
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I feel like it's the glottal T. I know for me, personally, my tongue doesn't touch my teeth, but there is still a T sound. I am not British, though I am from Jersey (New).

GTG3000 ,

My tongue definitely touches the teeth/roof of mouth there. I do swallow the vowels though.

klemptor ,

I am from Jersey (New) too, and we love our our glottal stops. Once I was telling someone from out-of-state that I was from Trenton, and even after I said it three times, they still said they'd never heard of it. And I realized it's because we pronounce it almost like "chre'in". I don't really pronounce the "nt" in the middle, it's just a gap.

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