Clodsire @ Leftovers Ability: Unaware EVs: 248 HP / 8 Def / 252 SpD Tera Type: Water Careful Nature
- Toxic
- Stealth Rock
- Recover
- Earthquake
Hexbear.net sleeper agent
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Israel Accuses Al Jazeera Of Being Mouthpiece For Journalism ( www.theonion.com )
Advisors Assure Biden This Will Blow Over Once All Gazans Dead ( www.theonion.com )
Honoring National Insurrection Day: ‘The Onion’ Looks Back On Jan. 6 ( www.theonion.com )
Israel Assures It Doing Everything Possible To Minimize Civilians ( www.theonion.com )
Biden Expresses Doubts That Enough Palestinians Have Died ( www.theonion.com )
Confused Elon Musk Accidentally Kills Female Employee and Impregnates Monkey ( hard-drive.net )
SAN FRANCISCO — Claiming he had accidentally swapped his schedule for the day, Twitter CEO and Neuralink founder Elon Musk shocked fans and shareholders by killing a female employee and impregnating a monke
Biden Urges Americans Not To Let Dangerous Online Rhetoric Humanize Palestinians ( www.theonion.com )
WASHINGTON—Upon returning from his brief diplomatic trip to the Middle East, President Joe Biden urged the nation Thursday not to let dangerous online rhetoric humanize Palestinians.
‘So Horny For This’ Tweets Official Israeli Twitter Account With Picture Of Dead Civilians ( www.theonion.com )
Israel Military Reports It Was You, The Reader, Who Blew Up Hospital ( www.theonion.com )
GAZA CITY, GAZA—Following conflicting accounts of a horrific attack on a Gaza hospital, officials from the Israeli Defense Forces released a new statement Wednesday that claimed it was you, the reader of this very article, who committed the act of terror.