ElleGray ,

childhood ends the moment you realize that giant gold-wrapped easter egg is not solid beautiful chocolate. it's hollow. maybe there's a shrunken stale mars bar in there but it's not the same. nothing is ever the same

afif ,
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@ElleGray but Santa is real, right?

ElleGray OP ,

@afif of course

Robb_Munson ,

@ElleGray thanks for ruining my childhood.

BryanLastRedDrop ,
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@ElleGray I was actually grateful for that empty space. Becauuse of it I could accomplish the massive and (to childhood pals) impressive feat of devouring an entire chocolate bunny in a short amount of time without giving myself diabetes. Of course the neural patterns established by such risk/reward behavior has consequences. I.e. therapists don't seem to "get me" when I eat said chocolate bunnies in their offices when any reference to any failed relationship surfaces.

tom ,
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@ElleGray Check out Solid Egg Co https://www.solidchocolateco.com/

42 piece, solied egg!

ElleGray OP ,

@tom oh my

jaydead ,
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@ElleGray while I agree with the disappointment, I also think I would leave several teeth behind trying to gnaw threw a giant orb of chocolate

thomasfuchs ,
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@ElleGray where I’m from (Austria) these things (and the corresponding Christmas chocolates) often contain alcohol to make up for it. Yes, they’re given to children.

ElleGray OP ,

@thomasfuchs ok, there's a perk I can get behind lol

Crazypedia ,
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@ElleGray I wish someone had told child me that, like a golden chocolate egg, life is full of gilded deception

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