futurebird ,
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This isn't a parody of Fox. It's just what it's like now. They have an 'FBI guy' on using words like "covert" ... and he implies some kind of sinister team has "turned" Taylor Swift making her... uh... (checking my notes) um... suggest that people vote? Diabolical!

(Can she sue them for defamation over this? They imply she can't think for herself and that she's tricking her fans.)

From the Majority Report.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RaDIGdf2sE

monsoonrains ,
@monsoonrains@mastodon.social avatar

@futurebird Did they get the idea from her Bad Blood video?

BenCotterill ,
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diegopappalardo ,
@diegopappalardo@toot.community avatar

@futurebird Whodini said "the freaks come out at night".
At Fox, they just never leave the building.

noyes ,
@noyes@mastodon.online avatar

@futurebird

I used to be a huge Taylor Swift fan but after seeing that FBI agent on Fox News, there's no way I would ever buy any of her music, merchandise, or attend any of her events ever again. I'm also willing to attest to this in a sworn deposition.

nini ,
@nini@bitbang.social avatar

@futurebird "This woman has too much influence and it doesn't favour us, she must be a deep state operative!" Look little man, just because your petty ex-FBI ass would happily sell itself out to be an asset doesn't mean she would.

skry ,
@skry@mastodon.social avatar

@futurebird No way did she think of voting herself. She has lipstick on, as anyone can see. Decorative. Dangerous. Rich. She clearly must have a secret military cabal puppeting her.

The only response to this level of sexism (and analysis) is ROTFL 🤣
So tabloidal, even for them.

And when did GOP position themselves against the Pentagon? FFS.

Nonbinussy ,
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@futurebird torn between hating Fox News for being Fox News and hating Taylor Swift for being a billionaire

IngridAusOL ,
@IngridAusOL@norden.social avatar

@futurebird

WIDERLICH😡😡😡

bassplayer ,
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@futurebird FBI? That's so last decade. Everyone knows she's part of a CIA psyops campaign. ;D

jonn ,
@jonn@social.doma.dev avatar

@futurebird wait, what?! We all know that she is more of an NSA gal.

@SwiftOnSecurity

Npars01 ,
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@futurebird

Taylor Swift is a billionaire, she could certainly afford a law suit against Fox News just like Dominion voting machines.

Fox News hosts are freaking out about women who support voting.

gay_ornithischians ,
@gay_ornithischians@sauropods.win avatar

@futurebird most normal Fox report

AlgoCompSynth ,
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@futurebird She'd have to prove that she was harmed by their claims. Have her concerts suddenly stopped selling out?

JRFreeman ,

@futurebird
Can she sue for defamation? Yes. You can sue for anything. However, to make a case for defamation, you typically need to prove a few things, such as:

  1. They made an unequivocal statement. As in, they didn't just ask questions or make implications.

  2. They knew those statements were false.

  3. Any reasonable person would believe the statements being made.

catmisgivings ,
@catmisgivings@stranger.social avatar

@futurebird wait, all this time i just assumed they were talking about the infosec taylor swift from the bird site
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SwiftOnSecurity

futurebird OP ,
@futurebird@sauropods.win avatar

@catmisgivings

That makes way too much sense.

Waterloosunset ,
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@futurebird this is a maga call for actuo5

micchiato ,
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jud ,
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@futurebird Let's put out a rumor she's considering lending Trump money, and all this junk will go away.

CStamp ,
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@futurebird LOL. She may know know she is a pentagon asset, but Biden knows. LOLOLOLOL.

futurebird OP ,
@futurebird@sauropods.win avatar

@CStamp

WTF

Yes. They have brain washed her. Biden brain washed her. It's the only sensible reason she would ask people to ... vote.

(she didn't even say for WHO, she knows she has conservative fans and just isn't a boat rocker. WOW. )

CStamp ,
@CStamp@mastodon.social avatar

@futurebird And then I got to the guy panel part in which "no man could possibly think Taylor Swift attractive & she has no eggs left." Holy cow, the misogyny.

We have humans who can fly helicopters on Mars, then we have people like the ones being highlighted there.

Sigh.

ohiorob ,
@ohiorob@mastodon.world avatar

@CStamp @futurebird

What the fuck. What kind of degenerate assface is on faux noose talking about any woman’s eggs, much less hers?

That’s right, some old dude afraid of her eggs. And I think these fools on TV attacking Taylor are ignoring the risks to their teeth posed by millions of madasfuck Swifties. Or her Travis and Jason Kelce.

futurebird OP ,
@futurebird@sauropods.win avatar

@ohiorob @CStamp

To be fair I think the "eggs" guys were on some even more creepy youTube podcast or something, not Fox... though... they aren't that far off.

CStamp ,
@CStamp@mastodon.social avatar

@futurebird @ohiorob Yeah, you should watch the video. The show hosts are showing examples of how the right are freaked out about a young woman with a lot of power. Though I guess with her eggs dying and all, she's just a month away from haghood. ;)

ohiorob ,
@ohiorob@mastodon.world avatar

@futurebird @CStamp

Thanks for clarifying, though as you hinted, I didn’t blink an eye when I misread about where her eggs were discussed as Fox News instead of a YouTube show or podcast. Totally consistent with what’s
Important to FoxNews viewers - the egg reserves of women the world over.

Waterloosunset ,
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@futurebird maga terrorist dog whistle she better pay attention

Waterloosunset ,
@Waterloosunset@mstdn.plus avatar

@futurebird Fox is threatening her life

futurebird OP ,
@futurebird@sauropods.win avatar

@Waterloosunset

A pentagon asset?

I can't.

tantramar ,
@tantramar@nojack.easydns.ca avatar

@futurebird she’ll wipe the floor with them

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