@dalfen He has thick, long hair and a thick undercoat, which is somehow kind of sticky. The fur on his undercarriage is curly, but on his tail, it's like wire, while on the body, it's soft. He gets really overheated in the summer.
All are designed to look messy, get knotty and dirty. He collects things in his fur like slugs and seeds but is incapable of cleaning himself properly.
He would not survive unsupervised in the wild. Therefore, he is a genetic mess, unlike me, who is a perfect cat.