lowqualityfacts ,
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Sometimes I rapidly blink for hours straight just to make it grow faster.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

forthy42 ,
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@lowqualityfacts This is a high-quality fact. 90% of children's growth is during sleep. It is fair to assume that growth is proportional to closed eyes; 10% of our daytime we are blind through blinking.

bananabob ,
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@lowqualityfacts That's only your eyebrows

davidpmaurer ,
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@lowqualityfacts

this is my favorite so far.

Salvo ,
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@lowqualityfacts
Bald man starts blinking rapidly

jstatepost ,
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@lowqualityfacts
🥥 Your facts aren't just low quality, Low, they're potentially life-changing.
How long must Eye keep up the blinking to notice results?
(I sure hope this technique works on the hair on top of my head rather than on myback.)🥥

davevolek ,
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@lowqualityfacts
I didn't know that!

64bithero ,
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@lowqualityfacts frown in blinking bald person

cholling ,
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@lowqualityfacts Weeping Angel hair?

wilpercy ,
@wilpercy@mstdn.social avatar

@lowqualityfacts I take it there’s no danger of epilepsy?

radovan ,
@radovan@mastodon.social avatar

@lowqualityfacts it seems i didn’t blink since i was twenty 😂

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