Sorry. I realise that it's perfectly valid for confident young people to look like this. It's very much a me problem. You do you. I'm just old and bitter. Don't mind me.
@TheBreadmonkey I'm still bitter that we are calling them "beanies" now. It's a winter hat, or merely a hat. I'm also sometimes using but always skeptical of "puffer jackets" or the icky-feeling singular "puffer". Last thing, where did the windbreakers go????