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  • sgharms ,
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    @vampiress that’d never happen

    Father attempts to slam hands down, but the degenerated muscles in his fingers start to burn and rip as he makes to flatten his hands out of their permanent lobster claw caused by emacs’ key bindings’ repetitive stress damage.

    The rods of iron in his forearm provide hot jolts up his forearm.

    Defeated, he calls for his typist and asks them to slam the table top for him.

    They do not hurry and he falls to the ground, weeping, a defeated shell.

    Son has already made edit, committed it, and pushed to production and is out the door.

    Saket ,
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    @vampiress I guess this is how generations vi for power in this household.

    danmac ,
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    @vampiress CTRL-O CTRL-X motherfucker ✊

    pl ,
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    @vampiress I am that father

    smallsees ,
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    @vampiress nobody talks about the son that voted for nano but sometimes you can still hear the faint tapping at the door leading to the basement.

    Eka_FOOF_A ,
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    @vampiress

    MicroEMACS???

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