Meowthias , 4 months ago

@lowqualityfacts This is why I've learned to avoid the coked-up, switchblade carrying girl scouts.

lucazampedri , 4 months ago

@lowqualityfacts
This is in line with Baden-Powder's teachings...

16BitYeti , 4 months ago

@lowqualityfacts I thought that girl scout looked suspicious given she was 5’10” with a 5 o’clock shadow. Huh, the more you know

billseitz , 4 months ago

@lowqualityfacts "thin mints are crack"

sciencewrighter , 4 months ago

@lowqualityfacts Whoa, treading on holy ground here 😉

Thebratdragon , 4 months ago

@lowqualityfacts it would explain the very aggressive sales tactics used.

zendao42 , 5 months ago

@lowqualityfacts
Nobody can resist girl scout cookies
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jack_of_sandwich , 5 months ago

@lowqualityfacts sometimes you get lucky and get a box of Savannah Smiles dusted with cocaine rather than sugar

peteorrall , 5 months ago

@lowqualityfacts This was a great post. In the twisted, mixed up world known as real life, there is part of me that suspects such has already happened. 🤣

Arapalla , 5 months ago

@lowqualityfacts Gru would be unhappy with the competition and would use his freeze ray on them.

gnutelephony , 5 months ago

@lowqualityfacts "bad girls" was a tv series about one such girl scout troop often confused with "mean girls", which was a movie about mafia wives made on location in north Jersey.

nikatjef , 5 months ago

@lowqualityfacts
That explains so much

CrypticMirror , 5 months ago

@lowqualityfacts

False. The Girl Scout Mafia would never permit them to do that. They don't share, capice? Little Jenny, take his knees!

robchapman , 5 months ago

@lowqualityfacts believable.... especially as some of those scouts push those cookies harder than most cartels push their drugs

maccruiskeen , 5 months ago

@lowqualityfacts Girl Scout cookies are the drugs.