futurebird , (edited )
@futurebird@sauropods.win avatar

me to the carpenter ant in my mom’s bathroom: “oh no you’re going to get in so much trouble if they catch you in here— oh no little ant!”

mom: “who are you talking to??”

“NOBODY”
(whispering)
“run run run 😨”

My dad is convinced they will “eat the house”

Fischkind ,
@Fischkind@chaos.social avatar

@futurebird it took my sleep deprived brain a few seconds to understand that

  • a carpenter ant is not an ant carpentering in your mom's bathroom
  • a carpenter ant isn't the pet ant of the carpenter carpentering in your mom's bathroom
skry ,
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@futurebird Will they not eat a house?

futurebird OP ,
@futurebird@sauropods.win avatar

I found their nest. I’ll see if I can move them tomorrow. It’s a very new colony like 10 ants maybe.

evan ,
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@futurebird I learned something with every sentence in this toot.

justafrog ,
@justafrog@mstdn.social avatar

@futurebird Did your dad just call them termites?

kctipton ,
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@justafrog @futurebird They do chew up wood.

CliftonR ,
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@kctipton @justafrog @futurebird

They do, but I believe they partly get a bad rap too because if they find termite eaten wood, they like to move in and kick the termites out. At least that's what I believe I've observed. (From moving into a badly termite-eaten house that needed a lot of repairs.)

A termite nest is very easy for them to expand, almost like a pre-built nest for them.

futurebird OP ,
@futurebird@sauropods.win avatar

@CliftonR @kctipton @justafrog

Any wood soft enough for carpenters to shape it into a home is also too soft to be structurally sound. They don’t eat wood but will shape soft rotten wood to make homes.

They are so ineffective against solid wood that many ant keepers keep them in wooden nests— which they would escape were in their power.

futurebird OP ,
@futurebird@sauropods.win avatar

@CliftonR @kctipton @justafrog Basically if they are chewing your house they are a symptom of a much bigger problem. Also they eat termites— who do eat wood— even healthy wood— they are unfairly blamed for eating houses.

nazokiyoubinbou ,
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@futurebird @CliftonR @kctipton @justafrog I must apologize to all the carpenter ants I have wrongly accused.

Though after seeing the evil army of the fire ants start a war against them without provocation I already decided to root for them anyway.

CliftonR ,
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@futurebird @kctipton @justafrog

I was legit reading that first sentence as about human carpenters on the first 3 reads before I figured it out!

WillieL ,

@futurebird There's a Pixar movie in here somehow

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