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me to the carpenter ant in my mom’s bathroom: “oh no you’re going to get in so much trouble if they catch you in here— oh no little ant!”

mom: “who are you talking to??”

“NOBODY”
(whispering)
“run run run 😨”

My dad is convinced they will “eat the house”

Fischkind ,
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@futurebird it took my sleep deprived brain a few seconds to understand that

  • a carpenter ant is not an ant carpentering in your mom's bathroom
  • a carpenter ant isn't the pet ant of the carpenter carpentering in your mom's bathroom
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