futurebird ,
@futurebird@sauropods.win avatar

Billboards seen on my US car ride in NJ and PA:

“Don’t leave your child in the car while you gamble at the casino.”
“Your daughter is not your date.”
“Please store your firearms safely to prevent suicide.”

Uhhhhhh um America?
Hey there. Hey. Um.
You Ok? … or nah?

paulshryock ,
@paulshryock@phpc.social avatar

@futurebird we are not okay.

GatekeepKen ,
@GatekeepKen@mastodon.social avatar

@futurebird
All directed to Trump cultist.

FurryBeta ,
@FurryBeta@shark.community avatar

@futurebird Nah, not really

aconaway ,
@aconaway@masto.ai avatar

@futurebird Not even close.

kristoff ,

@futurebird
Sounds like billboards that would fit in cyberpunk2077

LinuxAndYarn ,
@LinuxAndYarn@mastodon.social avatar

@futurebird I rrally don't want to know where "Your daughter is not your date" cones from, but if you combine those three that gun is going off and there's going to be a dead bad daddy in the casino parking lot.

VampiresAndRobots ,
@VampiresAndRobots@writing.exchange avatar

@futurebird as effed as all of these are, firearm safety and don't leave kids in the car are at least self explanatory. Your daughter is not your date... This one scares me a bit. Who needs to hear this and why are they allowed out in the world?

bobmagicii ,
@bobmagicii@phpc.social avatar

@futurebird in oklahoma i like all the billboards demanding you repent for all your sins on the highway to their main money making casino.

Jonricha ,
@Jonricha@hoosier.social avatar

@futurebird Nah. Never have been.

ColesStreetPothole ,
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spacegeck ,
@spacegeck@astrodon.social avatar

@futurebird A road sign in Oklahoma struck me as amazingly cynical:

WATCH OUT
Don't Hit Our Workers
Avoid $10,000 Fine

Like, not avoid hurting or killing someone... plus $10,000 is damn cheap for a life

HobbieJ ,
@HobbieJ@mastodon.social avatar

@futurebird Nope. Not at all.

Crell ,
@Crell@phpc.social avatar

@futurebird No, we're really not OK.

sterophonick ,
@sterophonick@bitbang.social avatar

@futurebird we haven't been okay for at least forty years. people do not get the help they need because societal pressures or because doing so isn't profitable enough

CoachMark ,
@CoachMark@beige.party avatar

@futurebird oh boy

Oof

MaryAustinBooks ,
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drakenblackknight ,
@drakenblackknight@mastodon.online avatar

@futurebird
A pedophile is trying to get his old job back after getting fired 4 years ago.

tompearce49 ,
@tompearce49@mastodon.scot avatar

@futurebird No - definitely NOT OK! Haven't been for some time.

kechpaja ,
@kechpaja@social.kechpaja.com avatar

@futurebird You can always tell when you've driven back into Michigan from Canada by the giant billboards advertising churches. There's a certain amount of religious advertising in Finland, but the United States is on a whole nother level.

blindcoder ,
@blindcoder@toot.berlin avatar

@futurebird Every sign has a story.

qurlyjoe ,
@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social avatar

@futurebird
It’s like all those warnings on product safety labels. They’re there because somebody did that.

czottmann ,
@czottmann@norden.social avatar

@futurebird "nah”

futurebird OP ,
@futurebird@sauropods.win avatar

@czottmann “going through some things?”

czottmann ,
@czottmann@norden.social avatar

@futurebird I'm from Germany, just looking over the pond, I can only judge from the outside, but I'd say, yes, deffo going through some things for a while now

¯_(ツ)_/¯

tob ,
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@futurebird @czottmann We decided to stop taking our meds because maybe the voices that only we can hear have our best interest at heart. (Also, our insurance wouldn't cover the prescription anymore)

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